After Shui Xiyao stayed up late reading a Mary Sue novel, she wrote an 800-word essay overnight and cursed the author:
"What kind of plot is this? It's inexplicable!"
"What a weird outlook on things and what a weird logic!"
"I'm not the author. Where did you come up with the plot?"
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But when she woke up, she was dressed as the mentally retarded Mary Sue heroine in it, and was bound to a system. Her task was to avoid the various male protagonists' efforts, and she could not change the plot too much.
The Evil Demon Lord pushed her against the wall, and Shui Xiyao elbowed him away: "Elbow away, elbow away, you all elbow away."
Master Qing Leng looked at her taking a bath with forbearance. Shui Xiyao directly lifted her big smelly feet: "Master, do you want to smell it? It took me more than ten years to maintain a pair of authentic Hong Kong athlete's foot!"
Junior Brother Naughty Dog wanted to forcefully kiss her, but Shui Xiyao spit the vomit into his mouth: "Junior Brother, Senior Sister, please replenish your body!"
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After some confusion, Shui Xiyao was able to find her Taoist companion.
The man leaned over, smiled and pinched her nose:
"You are obviously cute like this!"
Purpose: Cultivation of immortality
