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The cold-faced and cute evil god of radio type is attacked by a weak human dressed in black and white.
Lin Jingdu is the most arrogant evil god in the abyss.
Before he could reach the end of the world, he heard his colleagues praising each other's pets.
Lin Jingdu was moved when he heard this: He also wants to raise humans, and raising humans seems to be a good idea. 0.0
As a result, before his friends could recommend a villain, he had just entered human society... And was "touched".
The rainy night was humid, and even the man's hair was wet. He leaned against the wall, his arms stained with blood, his face gloomy and pale: "... Help me."
Lin Jingdu realized that this was a wandering human being begging for adoption! So, the evil god nodded with a cold face: "Yes, I agree to support you."
Man: "?"
In this way, Yue Pei was raised by the evil god.
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Lin Jingdu felt that he raised the villain very well:
The food cooked by one's own hands was eaten completely by the villain;
The little man likes to watch cartoons with him and buy him snacks from the human world;
The little one is also very dependent on him, holding hands when going out, sleeping together...
After hearing all this, my friend was silent and asked faintly: "Why do I feel that your humans are raising you?"
Lin Jingdu: "?"
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Yue Peihui is the leader of the Special Incident Handling Bureau, he is strange and fearful, and everyone respects him.
Few people know that he is actually being "raised" by an evil god.
The subordinate was worried and when asked about it, the man crushed a strange thing without blinking an eye.
The corners of his lips were slightly raised, but the smile did not reach his eyes: "I have a rhythm and will not fall into it."
The subordinates feel relieved, but the boss is still the same cold and ruthless boss.
Later, the subordinate realized that he was completely wrong:
When I called someone, I was told "I'm taking care of the meal cooked by the landlord, please don't disturb me";
When asking someone to work overtime, the reply was "I have to go out on a date with the landlord, so I won't work overtime";
Sometimes while chatting, the boss suddenly said thoughtfully, "Actually, the tentacles are quite easy to touch";
I was sending information to my boss, and I accidentally saw a cute octopus pillow with a different style in his hand. His boss sent a message with no expression on his face, the content of which was "Can I still give you a hug today?"...
Subordinate: "?"
There is something even more outrageous——
The processing bureau was confronting the strange things that disrupted the order of the city, but a fragile young man appeared across the street holding snacks. He looked over with blank eyes, and what he saw was Yue Pei Hui, who was commanding calmly.
The young man hesitated to speak, but Yue Peihui immediately lowered his eyebrows, took the evil god's hand, and coughed twice: "Actually, I just wanted to come out to buy you something to eat, and I was just passing by."
Recalling the boss who usually shot one monster at a time, the subordinates who pretended not to see it: "..."
Who would believe this lame excuse? !
Remarks:
1. If you have skin, hunger, thirst, or symptoms.
2. I am limited by my strength, but occasionally I am too lazy to take action.
3. I am a little afraid of being a little cookie. I have only one family property. I will not dismantle it until I rebel~
4. In the cover character column, there are commissioned manuscripts and self-painted ww, please eat it!
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"The true master of cannon fodder is a slime?" !
The heartless slime was indifferent but attacked by the husband
Shi Yunmu was a slime living in the abyss. Unexpectedly, once he passed through the book, he became cannon fodder for the real young master, and he was asked to marry the declining Lu family.
Shi Yunmu, who is still adapting to the human form: Hehe, wait, when he, the Slime King, regains all his strength, he will devour all those who bullied him!
The first person to be devoured is the "waste" husband of the Lu family who married him^v^
But after they got married, they discovered that her husband had very different ideas from him:
He has a handsome appearance, broad shoulders and narrow waist. He is also very gentle to him and is good at housework and cooking.
A perfect husband.
There are always monsters visiting the house for no apparent reason. Shi Yunmu howls every time, and his recovery of strength is like a rocket!
The slime who had eaten and drank enough burped: "Swallowing people? What swallowing people? I won't say anymore, my husband is calling me to eat : P"
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Lu Que, the leader of the anomaly investigation team, is extremely powerful but inhumane.
I thought that such a cold person would never fall in love in this life;
Who would have imagined that Lu Que would suddenly marry the young master of the Shi family who was good for nothing but his face!
But the first time they met, Lu Que discovered:
The marriage partner is not a human being.
How could there be such an unsuspecting ball of jelly paralyzed on the swing, sleeping soundly without caring.
Even after turning back into a human being, the young man's eyes were full of trust, he smiled brightly at him, and called him "husband" sweetly: "Don't worry, hubby, I will be very good!"
... A monster that knows how to disguise itself.
Lu Que's eyes stopped on the ring, and he made a decision with a solemn and calm expression: For the safety of mankind, this marriage must be completed.
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Shi Yunmu was really satisfied with her cheap husband and wanted to continue living like this, but who knew that the abyss would merge with this world!
Shi Yunmu was anxious, he still had a bunch of clones in the abyss!
He rushed to the edge of the abyss in a hurry, but then he received a message from his husband: "Where is he?"
Shi Yunmu replied affectionately: [Hubby, I am sleeping at home OvO]
Husband: [Look back.
Shi Yunmu turned around subconsciously. Among the people arriving, his husband gently shook his cell phone, but looked at him expressionlessly.
Shi Yunmu, who promised that he "will be very good": Haha, it's so bad.
Concept: Love connects all things, true love requires mutual understanding