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In pornographic stories, there is always a group of conscientious tool men. The meaning of their existence is to abuse the protagonist physically and mentally, humiliate and oppress them, and push the plot to the climax. In the end, they are slapped in the face by the protagonist and offline, hiding their merit and fame.
Raven must pounce!
The hosts who were caught by the system to play the role of tool men clicked their tongues and raised their middle fingers to the brainless plot.
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System 444 doesn't know what's wrong with the protagonists.
Obviously the host has finished the plot, but the ending is always completely wrong.
The host who diligently follows the settings will have facial cramps every night because he needs to maintain a three-point coolness and a four-point alienating evil smile during the day;
The host often suffers from waist and back pain, because the epileptic drama said that he has to carry 100,000 yuan in cash in the pocket of his custom-made suit;
The host's throat gets inflamed from time to time, and he screams with red eyes because of the need: "You have successfully attracted my attention/Call me husband, I will give you my life/You actually dare to reject me..."
The host is so dedicated to his duties, but looking at the protagonist——
When they met for the first time, the protagonist held the broken piece of porcelain with stern eyes: "Try taking a step closer."
A month has passed, and the protagonist is as cold as ice, keeping a distance from the host at all times.
Later, the protagonist got into the host's arms, his eyes were bright red, and his vague cry was wrapped in a sweet fragrance: "You are an idiot, can't you see that I like you?"
Rich Family Stand-in Crematorium
In the novel, you are an extremely egotistical and domineering president. Just because the protagonist has Bai Yueguang who looks like you, you coerce and lure him into marrying him.
In the end, you were bankrupted by the protagonist, and watched helplessly as he and Bai Yueguang slept together.
However, now, the protagonist is jealous, blocking you in a corner and asking:
"Why haven't you kissed me recently?"
"... Is it because you are afraid that he will misunderstand?"
Heartthrob ABO Literature
In the restricted Shura scene, you are one of the fanatical pursuers of Noble Academy F1. You hate the protagonist Shou so much. He is obviously a humble commoner from the colonial star. Why can he steal everyone's love so easily? So, with full malice, you slandered him, slandered him, and made things difficult for him.
But why did the protagonist ignore attacking ABCD and instead used pheromones to seduce you?
[Doctrine of Eternal Immortality Cultivation Stream]
In Long Aotian Shuang's novel, you are the protagonist's fellow disciple. You are jealous of his talent and try your best to suppress him. In order to destroy him, you designed him to be poisoned in the secret realm, intending to take the opportunity to use the protagonist as a cauldron to absorb his cultivation.
... You have indeed improved your cultivation, because the genius protagonist is pestering you to practice double cultivation every night.
Purpose: Facing the world with a kind and gentle attitude
