Jay once raised a strange kitten. It always had a chestnut on its head. It was extremely powerful and had a weird personality. It was really weird.
It can climb stairs backwards, walk on tightropes with bare claws, and even the chestnuts on its head will pop out like bombs.
Jie once saw with his own eyes that it would fight off the monster that had been pestering him until one day, the kitten suddenly ran away from home.
When we met again, the kitten was followed by a group of curse spirits, called "Sangbiao".
Jie:......
Jay:?
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Yu Mochizuki is addicted to a holographic game called "Spell Cat". The player enters the game in the form of a cat, and the main task is to cause destruction.
Are there glasses on the table? Fell! !
Is there a roll of paper on the ground? Tear it apart! !
Is there a potted plant on the windowsill?
He was sneaky and kicked the flower pot down, revealing the evil cat jpg.
Destruction value +3
[Ding, the breeder Xia Youjie's anger value exceeded the threshold, and the mind-cat cat quickly evacuated the scene of the crime.
Mochizuki Yu looked at the damage value that was rising in a small way, and decided to run away from home. That night, he jumped out of the window sill and pretended to kick down the glued potted plant casually.
"Prepare to get worse, Jiejiejiejiejie..."
——He went out to be the cat boss.
Just when he became famous and was about to go home with a group of curse spirits, he met Pupil Shock. Xiayou. Pokémon Master. Jay.
Maomao rushed over excitedly, and uttered a clear and fluent human language, with a happy face, "Jie! I'm back from hunting!"
"I caught all of these! Eat them quickly!" He pointed to the curse spirit behind him and looked at it as if he were offering a treasure.
Jay:...?
Jay: The silence is deafening.
——After the founding of the People's Republic of China, no one is allowed to become a spirit! ! !
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There is a senior cat in the Conjuration Academy with a chestnut head, which is very popular among the students. It is said that it is the kitten raised by Teacher Xia You.
Students often feed cats, claiming that "since they are kept on campus, they are our common cats!"
Xia Youjie folded his arms and looked at his students. He pointed helplessly at the kitten basking in the sun, "No wonder I've gained so much weight recently."
The kitten narrowed its eyes and hit Xia Youjie's finger with the chestnut on its head. It wagged its tail in displeasure, "You're the fat one!"
Destruction value +6
The pupils of the students were shocked, with shocked expressions on their faces: "Cat! The cat is talking——"
Only Knotweed Hisahito praised excitedly, "So awesome! So awesome! Neko-senpai is so awesome!"
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Reading guide:
★The protagonist, the fourth natural disaster, has a big golden finger.
As long as the protagonist wants to do something, he can definitely do it. If the player wants it, the player will get it!
★I want to try a cool article, mixed with funny comments, no abuse, just kick it!
★Cp is a hero, he has many private settings, ooc apologizes.
Mission: Kittens rule the world