
After Gou Joined the Staff, He Was Blackmailed by His Colleague Gou
鹅入编后被同事鹅讹了
by Kongjiangbi (空江碧)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 158k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 11mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Gentle, natural, stupid, love brain, black swan attack x cheerful straight ball, wind, wind, fire, big white goose suffer Hong Baiyan has just entered the sophomore year and has become a mature person who clocks in and out of get off work. His work unit is Jinghua Lake in the school, and his position is the deputy administrator of the water area of the Xihe Wetland University Branch of the Demon Management Office. His job content is to manage the seven big white geese in the lake, abide by the laws and regulations, avoid fierce conflicts between humans and geese, geese, geese and swans, protect the ecological environment of Jinghua Lake, and ensure the mental and physical health of non-human employees... And every now and then, I turn into a big white goose and walk around the lake. Study and work certainly make Goose tired, but the success of his colleagues makes Goose even more heartbroken. From the first day of work, he knew that their big white goose and the black swan next door were destined to be incompatible. Although they are in the same body of water, students and tourists never have the same evaluation of them. The black swan is elegant and noble, while the big white goose is full of rustic flavor; the black swan is wise and mysterious, while the big white goose is dull and stupid; the black swan symbolizes the loyalty of love, and the big white goose symbolizes the fragrance of cooking; the black swan escapes and is brought back, while the big white goose can only be carried back by its neck... When will this unfair discrimination against the goose tribe end! Hong Baiyan was furious at the dining hall table: "What's so good about those black geese! Exotic species are occupying the lake's resources, they can't beat the white geese, they steal other geese's eggs to hatch, and they're all gay!" He made a loud statement, and his classmates were dumbfounded. However, the object of Hong Baiyan's love at first sight was sitting uneasily next to him. He awkwardly lifted up his long black hair beside his ear, revealing a dark feather pinned to his hair. "Are they all gay?" He asked anxiously. Hong Baiyan is very happy recently. His studies went relatively smoothly and his life was relatively fulfilling. The group member Mo Yi, whom he fell in love with at first sight, was a gentle and elegant person. It was natural that he entered an ambiguous period with him, and even seemed to be his colleague... There is only one fly in the ointment. The leading goose on the black swan side used to show kindness to him cautiously, but recently began to harass him frequently. "I'm having a good late-night snack, what's the point of him coming over to snatch my grass?" Hong Baiyan complained loudly to Mo Yi. Mo Yi felt guilty: "Yes, it's so strange." ———— Mo Yi has been paying attention to his colleague Big White Goose in the same water area for a long time. He always held his head high, stretched out his white wings, and ran around the lake in a hurry all afternoon, like a free little cannonball. He is even cuter in his human form, scurrying around with messy white hair on his head, summoning a truckload of goose boys with a whistle, secretly sharing newly developed recipes with them, and smiling confidently and openly. The only drawback is that he doesn't seem to pay much attention to Mo Yi. He is Mo Yi's only known colleague. Mo Yi wants to know him, explore his preferences, and also wants him to see his beautiful black feathers... So when he saw Hong Baiyan standing alone downstairs, looking around, he opened his arms without hesitation and jumped down from the third floor with the mentality of showing off his feathers like a courtship. The splendid black feathers splashed out like splashing ink, crashing into Hong Baiyan's love-at-first-sight eyes. "Hello, classmate," Hong Baiyan knocked on his watch, pursed his lips and said seriously, "You are late for the group meeting." "Also," a faint blush appeared on the base of his ears, "when is your courtship period...?" ———— As soon as a horse loses its front hoof and a goose loses its front wings, Hong Baiyan, the good and filial boyfriend who does everything he wants, suddenly blackmailed him. Hong Baiyan: I thought you were a bird! Mo Yi: I can indeed fly! Hong Baiyan: Then why did you say that humans are seeking marriage from you? I thought you were a magpie! Mo Yi: Then there is indeed someone dating next to me... Hong Baiyan: I said Black Swan is not good-looking and you still nodded! Mo Yi: That's me trying to make ends meet. Hong Baiyan: You are still scolding Black Swan with me... Mo Yi: You called us gay and I have no position to refute QAQ Mo Yi: So is Black Swan really not good-looking? Hong Baiyan: ... Forget it, my boyfriend is good-looking. [Possible early warning] 1. Two geese that have slipped through the compulsory education =v=, both have poor academic performance. Graduating successfully is a miracle! 2. 1V1, double first love, he, a sweet cookie of two stupid geese falling in love 3. The cover is a minimalist weird thing made by myself. It's a bit ugly. Don't blame me, don't blame me, the geese (but I actually think it's quite cute). Purpose: Protecting the campus ecological environment is our responsibility
Hey hey hey I also want to touch the goose
It's you! It's you! (Loudly)
The author is so funny, it's so fun
Collection! Hey hey sweet and sour love!
It's really well written! Why are there so few people!
Write quickly, don't get stuck here, woo woo woo
Gagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae sweet
Wow! Touch the little swan! Hairy!
It's so light and warm! [Three-flowered cat head]
Ah ah ah ah why is it gone? Urgent, urgent, urgent.
Teacher, please update quickly! ! !
Hey hey hey thank you for your hard work
Dabai, why are you so smart and cute [Milk Tea]
Big black eyes waiting eagerly for praise (twirling butt and wagging tail)
Looking forward to it! It's a very loving story! ! ! Big cheers for the author! ! !
I haven't thought about the ending, so I just watched two furry animals cuddling together, so sweet!
Looking forward to the rest of the episode ah ah ah ah
Bad math! Goose doesn't need math
Hey hey hey the human body was successful, the goose body started hahahahaha
Teacher! I can't leave you! Teacher!
Both geese are so cute ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.