Before Fighting the King of Hell, I Collapsed in the Underworld

(The evil-tongued, evil-minded and love-minded Juan Wang Oni Cha Gong × the scheming beauty's fighting power is the ceiling salted fish Yama Shou) Lu Zhao is dead, but not all of them. After the sudden death of 996, he was transferred to the underworld's "Gold Medal Ghost Job". He relied on his vicious words and ruthless heart to win the KPI of seducing people, and became the richest man in the Merit Department. Before the happy ghost life was on the right track, he mistakenly smashed the dessert shop opened by "Salted Fish Vest·The King of Hell·Jiang Yun" in the human world. Not only did he lose all his wealth, but he also took on a loan shark and was laughed at by the whole underworld. When he was at his poorest, even the merit system stepped on him. The system has upgraded to the "1&1" team mode. Lu Zhao and Jiang Yun are bound to become seducing partners. Only by seducing him together can he gain merit points. Jiang Yun smiled charmingly: "Do you want me to seduce you? Then live with me." Lu Zhao's head was full of black lines: "I refuse to partner with Jiang Yun!" System: "Lock you two to death!!!" Task 0001 A pink-haired girl with heavy makeup started a live broadcast late at night, and acted strangely to show netizens how to dismantle dolls. Half of the underworld was squatting in the live broadcast room to perform Lu Zhao's seductive performance. Lu Zhao: Draw that teddy bear and then gouge your eyeballs! Task 0002 The children in the nursery love to crawl around in the corridor in the middle of the night, and then stop at the door of Lu Zhao and Jiang Yun, crying and laughing inside. It is said that children can see dirty things. Lu Zhao: So what kind of dirty things are we? Task 0003 The owner of an antique shop had a strange full-length mirror, and everyone who looked at it became insane. Lu Zhao and Jiang Yun also looked at it, and not only did they not go crazy, they were sealed into the mirror. Lu Zhao: Oh, there are so many people in the mirror. … Lu Zhao found that every time after seducing his soul, Jiang Yun would climb into his bed with a pale face. Lu Zhao calmly pushed a certain ghost away. Jiang Yun: "Let me hold you and make you feel comfortable for a while." Lu Zhao: "What do you think I am?" Jiang Yun: "Ghost-shaped power bank." The resentful souls in the world were polluted, and riots broke out frequently. Lu Zhao looked at Jiang Yun across from him, flipping through the book of life and death, and said harshly: "I have a long-term relationship with the Lord of Hell." I've worn my vest for so long that I really can't bear to take it off. Later, the evil spirits on the 18th floor could not be suppressed. Lu Zhao and Jiang Yun went to suppress the evil spirits, but they ended up in Fengdu a thousand years ago. Lu Zhao held Jiang Yun's hand next to him and confessed affectionately. "The merit I owe you is too little, I will compensate you for the rest of my life." ——*Separating line*—— Pre-collection: "The Master of Sterilization Spoiled the Cat World Sangbiao" The fortune teller said that Wen Shiyu had only six relatives and no cats in his life, so he determined to be a veterinarian since he was a child. On the day he was fired from the pet hospital, he met Sangbiao. The ferocious tortoiseshell cat nuzzled his trouser legs and said "meow" at his breasts. Wen Shiyu's heart suddenly softened into a puddle of water. Originally resigned to his fate, he thought it would take one day to take care of him, so he took Sangbiao home. Unexpectedly, the fierce-looking cat turned out to be a clingy spirit in private. When I get home, I always wait at the door first. When I eat, I share a bowl with him. When I sleep, I share a quilt with him. When I go to the toilet, I always secretly want to be together. Without cats, Wen Shiyu didn't know how he would have survived those difficult days. He has no job, his savings are in short supply, and he has to endure harassment from doctors. Only Maomao will never leave him. In order to take the cat as his own, Wen Shiyu decided to fight against the so-called fate. Open a cat cafe! Exchange for a mansion! Live a small life where humans and cats are fat together~ The happy life had just begun when Wen Shiyu was told that a strange man had been frequently coming in and out of his house recently. Wen Shiyu looked at the beautiful boy with his legs crossed and elegantly showing off his cat stripes in the surveillance screen, and the corners of his mouth trembled uncontrollably. That seems to be his cat! ! ! *** Sangbiao is a rare genius in the cat world. He entered the transformation stage when he was less than six years old. But he got stuck at the most critical step. He needed to absorb more people's yang energy. Just when he was searching around the world, he met Wen Shiyu. The man was full of clean yang energy that had not been profaned by other cats. Sangbiao decided to temporarily adopt this human being. The plan was originally very simple: absorb enough yang energy, transform smoothly, then pat your butt and leave. But he didn't expect that Wen Shiyu, a human, was quite good at taking care of cats. Human rice bowls are fragrant, human bed sheets are warm, and human beings go to the toilet... Quietly. Month after month, Sangbiao was kept plump and smooth by Wen Shiyu. He had successfully transformed into a cat tomorrow, and he would continue to disguise himself as a simple cat and stay by Wen Shiyu's side. The little kitten just feels that since he adopted a human, he should be responsible for him. Watching Wen Shiyu gradually emerge from the shadow of unemployment, and the cat cafe he opened gradually started to improve, he planned to recruit the entire Sangbiao family to support this human being. On the first day of the meeting, the younger brother Dao Scar pointed at Wen Shiyu and roared viciously: "Boss, he is the quack doctor who took off my balls!" Sangbiao looked at Wen Shiyu, then looked down at himself, and cautiously covered his lower body with his furry paws. "Meow meow meow meow!!!" His balls will be of great use in the future! ! ! 1. Domineering and delicate cat attack & gentle and considerate doctor attack 2. Healing 1v1 cookie Purpose: System reform and building a better home together.