[Hard-tongued, soft-hearted, black-skinned, long-haired god attacks x straight-ball praise, crazy demon, honest human suffers]
"What you thought was our first meeting is actually a renewed relationship."
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He Qingyun, a doctor of botany, has had Mercury retrograde recently.
In order to find plant samples needed for the project, he went to the rainforest alone. Unexpectedly, the high-speed train was delayed along the way, the bus broke down, and heavy rain washed away the mountain road. In the end, he stepped on a trap and rolled down the cliff.
When he opened his eyes again, his limbs were entangled in vines, and a sharp dagger hung in front of his nose.
The man with well-defined muscles in front of him was bare-chested, handsome in appearance, and filled with the fragrance of vegetation.
But his attitude was very cold: "Didn't you see that I wanted to kill you?"
He Qingyun answered honestly: "Sorry, I lost my glasses and can't see clearly."
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The rain forest god Qi Qian picked up a troublemaker for the first time when he picked up a human.
But he threatened, "A loser like you can't survive a rainy season," and then turned around and started treating people's injuries and cooking.
He never takes the initiative to kill, but every day he snatches food from the mouths of animals and brings it home to the human bastard.
Anyway, he really didn't kill.
Until He Qingyun was bitten by a poisonous mosquito and fell into a coma with high fever, and screamed his nickname in his sleep.
"Ano... Don't run around..."
Qi Qian's pupils shrank suddenly. Why did this loser human know his nickname from hundreds of years ago?
In order to find the truth, Qi Qian set a trap with a straight face: "You walk 80 kilometers to find the sacred tree, and the resin can detoxify you."
He Qingyun clutched the corner of his clothes and whispered: "Can we form a team? If possible, I will write the acknowledgments of my thesis to you."
Qiqian: "?"
He Qingyun continued to express his loyalty: "Although my survival skills are 0, I can learn them."
Qi Qian was reluctant to agree, but silently helped He Qingyun set up a bed and cook meals on the way, comparable to a personal bodyguard.
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Until one day, after He Qingyun secretly kissed and moved away, small green seedlings suddenly grew on the top of his head. When watered by rain, they would grow wildly, just like a green radish that became a spirit.
Qi Qian helped him prune the buds every night, but he said he disliked him: "You are a troublemaker."
He Qingyun blinked: "But don't you think that the vines shrank back a little after the hug yesterday?"
From then on, he was forced to live in a human-shaped pillow: "Get up, my arms are numb."
Seeing He Qingyun getting up, he held him back and said, "I want you to... Change the pillow to the other side."
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[Welcome to the rainforest honeymoon (crossed out) adventure for two]
Here is the tour guide:
1. Gods attack X humans, Shuangjie 1v1.
2. Daily Orientation | Wilderness Survival (Love) | Falling Horse | Past and Present Life | he
3. If there are any mistakes in plants and wilderness survival, please correct me.
Intention: Man and nature live in harmony
Reader comments
Pei Wuliang is not the male protagonist, right? Not lovable (-ι_-) Pei
Chapter 3: Recycling Copywriting
"The cell phone is still clutching the branch." This is a big bug for the author~
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Pei Wuliang is not the male protagonist, right? Not lovable (-ι_-) Pei
Chapter 3: Recycling Copywriting
"The cell phone is still clutching the branch." This is a big bug for the author~ in hand