Jiang Yu was very poor, too poor to afford pure cotton clothes, so he could only wear polyester fiber. When he took off his clothes in winter, there would be a burst of sparks and lightning, crackling and crackling.
Jiang Yu looked at himself in the mirror with his hair all over his face, and thought expressionlessly, it's a good thing he's not a woman, otherwise if he had long hair, he would probably look like Mei Chaofeng in the winter.
One day after get off work, a colleague asked Jiang Yu to sing at a KTV. Jiang Yu politely refused. However, his colleague couldn't understand human speech, so he dragged him into the KTV.
What he didn't expect was that besides him and his colleagues, there were a group of people he had never seen in the KTV.
Jiang encountered social fear.
Jiang Yu huddled in the corner and dared not speak.
Someone sat diagonally across from Jiang Yu.
He was wearing a suit and leather shoes and looked serious, but he was holding a coquettishly dressed girl in his arms and was taking pictures.
Jiang Yu pushed up his glasses and turned his face away.
Trash man. He thought.
Just when Jiang Yu stood up and planned to go to the bathroom, the man also stood up and brushed his arm against his shoulder.
At that moment, Jiang Yu felt as if a burst of electricity rushed through his body where the man touched him. He was stunned for a moment, his face turned red, he even forgot to go to the toilet, and stood there for a long time like a fool.
Hold! This man has static electricity!
"Are you okay?" A man's voice sounded in Jiang Yu's ears.
Jiang Yu's pupils shrank suddenly, and he used all his strength to prevent himself from screaming. His heartbeat was so fast that it seemed like it was about to jump out of his throat.
Hold! This man's voice is electric too!
After the party, Jiang Yu took a taxi at the door, and the man happened to come out. When passing by Jiang Yu, the man chuckled softly. Jiang Yu's whole body was trembling, his scalp was numb, and he felt like his hair was about to stand on end!
Turning around, she saw the man holding the girl in his arms with a gentle and charming look on his face.
Hold! Scumbag!
Jiang Yu came home, took off his clothes and threw them on the ground.
It's all because of the polyester clothes he was wearing that he got electrocuted so many times today!
Unexpectedly, when Jiang Yu went to work the next day, he saw the man with electricity all over his body again.
Purpose: Know yourself
