Seventy Little Cooking Soldiers

Lin Xiaotang has a little secret - she can hear the ingredients "talking". The wilted cabbage sobbed: "I can still save him!" Crucian carp bubbled: "Miss Tofu and I are a perfect match!" Compressed dry food complained: "The aroma of braised pork in my dream seduces me!" And the strongest iron-blooded soldier in the military region - Captain Yan Zhan of the special forces brigade, is always wailing in his stomach: "Hungry..." When Lin Xiaotang became the exclusive nutritionist of the special brigade———— The meal whistle for the cooking class has become the most anticipated thing for the soldiers! Outdoor Training Special The mushrooms lined up holding small umbrellas: "Choose me! Choose me! My ancestors have been poisonous for three generations!" Mountain grapes shouted on the branches: "Sour, sweet and juicy! Sweeter than first love!" [Daily Island Garrison] The oyster opened its shell with a "snap": "Look! How fat my flesh is." Seaweed twisted her waist and said coquettishly: "Let's make soup! It's super fresh." Food Guide 1. In the beginning, the female protagonist is 14 years old and the male protagonist is 21 years old. 2. The male protagonist has a super invincible background, please be careful! 3. In the early stage, it's pure comradeship! Let nature take its course as an adult! 4. Protect wild animals and refuse to sell, raise or eat them! 5. To avoid the urge to chew on the quilt late at night, it is recommended to eat it with rice. 6. The ingredients are very delicious, so don't spray them if you don't like them. 7. The whole text is fictional and the story is fictitious. Please do not read it too closely. ………………………………………………………………………… [Please collect the following documents! "The little girl who picked up leaks at seventy" 1970, spring. Jiang Xiaoyu didn't cry when he was born. The midwife patted her several times, and then she yawned slowly. Her little face was wrinkled, and she looked sleepy and well-behaved. The midwife joked: "Hey, isn't this baby lazy?" Mrs. Zhou on the bed smiled weakly: "It's better to be lazy, and it's easier to make a living if you're lazy." No one knows that there is a system in this girl's brain that is starting up crazily at this moment. [Bite! ] [The cultural relics protection system is being activated...] [Host vital signs detected... Normal. ] [Host compatibility detected is 99.99%... Wait a minute! ] Wait a minute, fifty centimeters tall? Weight six pounds and two taels? The system suddenly became silent while looking at the scanned data. Who would have thought that the host with excellent luck would be just a newborn baby? System: […Okay, let's wait for her to grow up first. ] But the system soon discovered that this cub actually had a ridiculous talent. Not only would the old antique automatically come to her side, but she could also hear the old thing talking? [Daily life of cub host] System: [Host, a piece of Qing Dynasty porcelain was detected nearby. ] Jiang Xiaoyu: "Qing... What weapon? Where is it?" System: [That's the yellow one... The one your third brother is looking at. ] Jiang Xiaoyu: "Oh! Third brother! That bowl is beautiful!" The cracked porcelain bowl groaned: "Isn't it pretty? I was used by Emperor Kangxi, and the two boxes of matches are yours!" Auction site In 1985, at the Hong Kong City Autumn Auction, when the finale of the "Ming-style plain-faced calligraphy desk with raised head" was called 500,000, Jiang Xiaoyu in the last row raised his hand: "Five hundred." The whole place was in an uproar. Jiang Xiaoyu: "This five hundred is the money to buy that leg. The tabletop is made of elm wood veneer. Whose craftsman cut corners?" The faces of the experts at the scene changed drastically, and the face of the wealthy businessman who raised the price to 500,000 yuan turned green. Jiang Xiaoyu smiled at him: "You're welcome, you almost bought a piece of elm wood and took it home." Ghost market picking up leaks 1990, Panjiayuan Jiang Xiaoyu squatted in front of the stall and stared at a small, dusty, broken bowl. Stall owner: "Legendary Yongzheng pastels, eight hundred." Xiao Po Wan snorted: [Fart, I am Chenghua Doucai Chicken Cup! The one who poured wine for the emperor. ] Jiang Xiaoyu: "Five yuan." The stall owner dropped his cigarette: "... Five yuan?" Jiang Xiaoyu stood up to leave. The stall owner gritted his teeth: "Deal!" Six months later, Sotheby's hammered down 18 million Hong Kong dollars. The stall owner was so angry that he opened the stall. Reading Guide 1. Pick up a missed article and slap it in the face. The group loves the little fish. 2. The male protagonist appears late, and the emotional drama takes place after adulthood. 3. There are many male supporting actors, and Ye Ge is competing to be the male lead. 4. All cultural relics involved in the novel are fictitious 5. Protect cultural relics and strictly prohibit illegal trade! Purpose: Only when you are full can you protect your home and country.