80 Plastic Couple

Daily life of eating melon in the courtyard/double time travel/falling horse/salted fish turning over Everyone on Wutong Street knows that there is a street kid named Shen Jin in the steel factory compound. Shen Jin is twenty this year. He stopped studying after graduating from elementary school. He doesn't know a word of Chinese characters and spends his days doing nothing but entertaining cats and dogs on the street. Every day, her stepmother encouraged Shen Jin and his father to separate the family and let her youngest son inherit all the family property. The old Lu family in Xiaofeng Village has three sons and one daughter. The youngest daughter is named Lu Yao. She is twenty this year and is extremely lazy. When I was twenty, I didn't even wash my own underwear, and I wanted to hang a big cake around my neck when I was eating. No one from ten miles and eight towns proposed marriage, which made Old Lutou so worried that he smoked three tubes of cigarettes a day. Together, Lao Lutou and Shen Jin's stepmother, one is illiterate and the other is lazy. Wouldn't it be nice to get together? Shen Jin and Lu Yao are married, and everything is possible. "A lazy guy matches an illiterate person, hey, it's a perfect match." "One is poor and the other is stupid. I'll see when they both take to the streets to beg." A few years later, Shen Jin pointed out to Lu Yao: OK, you lied. Are all the shops on this street yours? Lu Yao slapped Shen Jin's fingers away: You have the nerve to tell me, why is this admission notice from Tsinghua University in your name? Shen Jin's eyes widened: You were lying when you said you were lying down at home, but you were actually sneaking out to do business? Lu Yao curled her lips: You were lying when you said you went out to collect protection money. In fact, you secretly went to the bookstore to study? Lu Yao: What? You traveled through time, but you actually came from the Zhou Dynasty, and you were a very talented crown prince? Well, thank you for being able to stay in the literacy class for three or four years. Shen Jin: What? You also traveled through time, actually came from two thousand years ago, and are you a self-made rich woman? Okay, thank you for pretending to be poor every day and saying that your pocket is cleaner than your face. Shen Jin was dumbfounded: Where is the promised lazy guy? Lu Yao was dumbfounded: Where are the illiterate people we promised? The people who saw their excitement were even more dumbfounded. Purpose: Life has treated you badly, but you cannot treat yourself badly.