——Hogwarts' longest insensitive force cracking experiment
"Ravenclaw's observatory records the stars, Hufflepuff's greenhouse cultivates moonlight, but my eyes only record the stardust on your eyelashes."
In Hogwarts in 1993, fifth-year Ravenclaw student Arella Lester was worried about two things:
1. Mia the catnive always gives her blueberry muffin to some Hufflepuff boy
2. Her astronomical telescope will always be pointed at the greenhouse window where Cedric Diggory studied.
Ariela Lester
Ravenclaw's star recorder is good at compiling observation data into maple leaf bookmarks, but he still can't read it——
Why does Cedric always "happen" to bring two blueberry pies to the library?
Why do the burns on the back of his hands match the shape of the frost marks on the railings of the observatory?
Why does the Hufflepuff lounge always smell like her favorite lavender candle?
Cedric Diggory
Hufflepuff's invisible guardian can take three whole years to prove——
For whom is the third waffle smothered in blueberry jam reserved at the breakfast table in the auditorium?
How the blooming cycle of the greenhouse moonflower synchronizes with the end of the Charms class bell
How the price of Mao Lizi Mia's dried cod bribe increases year by year
From the planetarium that "accidentally" slipped from the observatory, to the picnic blanket that "happened" to be spread out by the Black Lake; from the blueberry-flavored prank assisted by Catnives, to the lie exposed by the Patronus at the Yule Ball - when Ravenclaw's dull power collides with Hufflepuff's patience, the most secret romantic law of Hogwarts is nothing more than:
"All 'coincidences' are inevitable after being calculated 327 times."
Ariela eventually discovered that her telescope had actually been calibrated to the "cardiac focus" by someone.
"We have counted the displacement of Orion's light spot for four years, but we cannot count the number of missed heartbeats when we look at each other."
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"When a star observer meets a boy from the Badger Academy who has maxed out his patience——"
"The answer to Hogwarts' sweetest mystery lies in the warmth of your third blueberry muffin every day."
The author has something to say: The fourth grade at the beginning is not the fifth grade in the text.
Concept: Ordinary miracles