The most outrageous alumni records in MIT history:
**Al·Class 2025**
Achievements: 1. Prove that wormholes can jump directionally 2. Capture the interstellar god of war and make him the son-in-law of the earth
When Ye Xun's starship crashed into the Chaoyang District Civil Affairs Bureau, Al knew that this man had not learned the rules of the earth at all——
He was holding a space necklace with an interstellar mecha in his left hand as a meeting gift. He activated the phase wedding ring in his right hand and almost melted it through the registration desk. He also reminded the staff: "According to interstellar law, you should allocate a colonial star to my spouse."
The National Security Bureau looked at the "Earth Survival Guide" in the starship wreckage and fell into deep thought:
"Chapter 3: How to use antimatter core to cook hot pot (warning: the output power needs to be controlled at 0.001%)"
"Chapter 7: Fishing with father-in-law prohibits gravitational wave bait (with Dr. Al's angry emoticon)" On the other side of the galaxy, the interstellar parliament is in panic. Help, the killer couple wants to hand us all over.
The latest archives of the Chinese Academy of Sciences show:
"On the role of the domestication of interstellar generals in promoting the transition of human civilization" - written by Nobel Prize winner Ayer
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**Reading Guide:**
◆Crazy criticism of God of War's Earth Metamorphosis:
√Cook instant noodles with planetary weapons
√Use the Zerg carapace as a chopping board for your mother-in-law
× Demonstrating the jump engine at the kindergarten parent-teacher meeting (the starship key was confiscated by my wife)
◆Dr. Xueba's cross-dimensional husband taming technique:
√Take your Nobel Prize certificate into an interstellar wedding photo
√Rewrite his battle plan using Maxwell's equations
×Prevented her husband from setting off Star Destroyer fireworks for his alma mater (after failing, he upgraded the planetary shield overnight)
** Tags: ** #interstellar marriage # the strongest son-in-law # civilized cultivation #
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**Famous scene warning:**
- Today's reminder from the Registration Office of the Civil Affairs Bureau: Alien generals need to bring their own "Weapon Safety Lock" when getting married (Ye Xun's wedding ring has melted through three verification machines)
- □□Top secret meeting: Discussing whether to exchange the moon base for Ye Xun's "Interstellar Parenting Guide"
- Interstellar hot search TOP1: #general said he just came to Earth for his honeymoon## But he dismantled seven fleets of the parliament##Now he says he wants to use the entire galaxy as a gift#
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**Cosmic Civilization Trading Rules (Al's Revised Edition):**
1. Don't believe the general who says "it's just a little toy" (his children's mecha can defeat an aircraft carrier fleet)
2. Be wary of top academics writing their marriage proposal agreement into a "White Paper on the Evolution of Human Civilization"
3. When a couple co-signs, be prepared for an inter-dimensional dog food crit
Purpose: Prosperity of the country