Euthanasia Program for Social Animals
社畜的安乐死计划
by West Bank Mongolia (西岸蒙)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 61k Words
- Chapters
- 18
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Baizhang has a dream: to save 400,000 yuan for euthanasia When Bai Zhang saved 120,000 yuan, he picked up a fool, and Bai Zhang bought him for 100 star coins. As a bounty hunter, Baizhang moved among various classes. He was very aware of the stench of fame and power, so Baizhang decided not to live, but he did not expect that euthanasia would be so difficult, and the price alone was extremely expensive. As a bounty hunter, Bai Zhang should have been very rich, but he was still poor because not only did Bai Zhang kill his target, he would also kill his client when he was in a good mood. Before he could save any money, he picked up a fool on the roadside. Bai Zhang comforted himself and just used it as a heater. Facts have proved that the function of warming feet at night is really good. He named the fool Yu Hang. Since picking up Yu Hang, Bai Zhang seemed to have activated some kind of pick-up buff. First, there was a little robot that looked like a mentally retarded person, then there was an inhumane cold-faced girl, then there was a motorcycle guy with a horn that turned into a sperm, and there was a mean and rich guy who grew up drinking dichlorvos... But even if everyone is not normal, fortunately, Bai Zhang has superb skills in controlling (nurturing) people, and no matter how weird his character is, he will turn into a good dog in the end. Fortunately, Yu Hang gradually stopped being stupid, but things became weird. The originally free bounty mission was turned into a nine-to-five job by Bo Zhang, because he had to go home to have dinner with his family. But the good times didn't last long. Three months after he picked it up, Yu Hang ran away with someone for 10,000 star coins! The numerous concrete buildings in the city hang over the city like ghosts. The forces are intertwined into a network. The living space of ordinary people is oppressed, leaving only a chance to breathe. Seemingly unrelated tasks, but during the task, Bai Zhang discovered that these clues were pointing in one direction. The person behind the scenes was tempting Bai Zhang, tempting him to tear apart this thick and dark rain curtain. Bai Zhang refused: I am a bounty hunter and I will not join you. If you want me to do something, please entrust me with it, but I will charge ten times the entrustment fee because I still have a wife and children to support. As the sharpest and most useful knife, every force naively thought that Bai Zhang would be their most effective executioner. However, only the knife can decide who it wants to kill. Everyone said, "This is the abandoned generation." Bai Zhang gestured to everyone with his middle finger: "This is the best time. If you want to die, you will die. Don't get involved with me." ———————————————————— The mean and wealthy man in the early stage: "Hey, aren't you a bounty hunter? Don't act like a leader all day long. I'll give you 100,000 star coins and entrust you to wash the dishes." Before Bai Zhang could answer, Yu Hang walked into the kitchen wearing an apron and carrying a rag: "Don't bully him!" Later, the mean (obedient) rich man: "Are you so poor? Do you eat compressed biscuits every day to turn yourself into a mummy?" Cursing, he dug in his pockets and took out one card after another to buy things for the "poor man" he called. Since everyone knew that Bai Zhang saved money to go to euthanasia, the wealthy men no longer paid out of their own pockets. They began to squander Bai Zhang's savings until Bai Zhang finally couldn't help it anymore: "I really don't want to die now." Others: "Then what are you saving money for?" Bai Zhang: "Is saving money a strange behavior?" Others: "It's weird that you save money. You don't like anything and don't have any hobbies. Why are you saving money? You just want to die!" Bai Zhang: "I like Yu Hang. I saved up money to buy him a diamond ring." Mean rich man: "Bah! You just like that fool, you are so superficial! Why didn't I realize you are so love-minded before!" Consumption guide: 1V1 double cleansing HE, do not disassemble or reverse. Yu Hang will recover his memory and become a normal person in the later stage. Weiwei Cyberpunk, the author has limited knowledge and cannot write a grand world view Future fictional setting, please do not substitute it into reality Purpose: Live well