"The Daily Life of the Heavenly Fairy's Sand Sculpture"
1. The death scene of the fairy descending to earth
A certain fairy went down to earth to experience life, but her magic power failed:
- I wanted to use "Midas to gold" to turn milk tea into milk tea, but ended up turning my phone into a brick.
- The GPS failed while flying in the clouds, and I accidentally entered the square dance square, and was dragged away by the aunts as a "new kite"
2. Moon Palace KTV car rollover scene
Chang'e started a live broadcast to sing "Guanghan Palace", and the Jade Rabbit went crazy with rockets:
"Master, stop singing! Wu Gang chopped down the osmanthus tree overnight to use as ear plugs!"
(The barrage passed by: "This tune is more outrageous than the howling of a dog")
3. The Queen Mother's Versailles
Versailles spoke at the Peach Party:
"Hey, peaches that ripen every three thousand years are only as sweet~ (suddenly covering her mouth) Oh, I let it slip, you mortals can't eat it~"
The immortals silently took out the small advertisement "Purchasing flat peaches for nine yuan and nine yuan on Xixi"
4. Zhinu's counter-routine operation
The Cowherd complained that long-distance relationships were too difficult, and the Weaver Girl came up with a plan:
"Plan A: You learn the Flying Curse
Plan B: I cut a rainbow to use as WIFI
Plan C:...(Holding up the Milky Way water pump) Let's flood the heavens and elope! "
5. The confusion of modern fairies in the world
- Use magic to slim down your best friend and turn her into a "talking yoga mat"
- Negative review of the fairy skirt purchased online: "Where is the flying special effect that we promised? Negative review! I can only do square dancing when I put it on!"
(Unofficial history patch: The annual report of the Heavenly Court shows - "A total of 327 fairies were fined this year for laughing so hard that they could not ride on the clouds")
Intention: To be funny