[The Gentle Idiot and Good Mr. Gentleman criticized the Major General for attacking his body and criticizing his body.]
Elon stepped on the air, opened his eyes and arrived in another world. Not only was he identified as a male insect, but he was also assigned a target by pressing his head.
It is said on the Internet that his target is powerful and beautiful. He is the youngest S-class major general of the Zerg tribe. He comes from a wealthy family with great military exploits. However, he once beat up a male insect on the street and sent him to the hospital. He threatened that the male insect was not a good person, so he was thrown into a mental hospital and imprisoned for three years.
Elon: Ah this.
When they met, they found that the other person had been tortured, covered in scars, and was dying. Even the mental kitten had become skinny and bald, and his dirty face was full of weakness, pity, and helplessness.
Elon thought to himself: Since they are married, they can't just leave him alone.
So he took the extremely weak female insect out of the devil's cave, applied medicine to him, changed clothes, hugged and comforted him; bathed the cat, combed its hair, and fed him delicious food.
The poetic reason for preparing to use the spiritual body to darken the male shark:...
It smells a bit fragrant, but I'm not sure. I'll take another look.
Shi Yin: Even if I die, jump from here and fall to pieces, I will never like male insects, never!
Shiyin: This male insect actually dares to marry me and wants me to surrender to him? He's thinking shit!
Shiyin: The weak disguise and hidden weapon trap are in place! If I let him go back intact, I will feed all the S-level evaluations and combat medals to the dogs!
Eloane holds the kitten Ruarua.
Mental body: ... Purr purr.
Shi Yin went crazy: How could you give in to the sugar-coated bullets of a male insect if you don't live up to expectations!
Subordinate: But Major General, isn't your spiritual body just a projection of your inner subconscious?
Shiyin: I don't! !
Eloun does good deeds every day, and whenever he sees a poor female insect, he will help him out and save wherever he goes.
There is a female insect here who was almost abused. Please help her.
There is a sick little bug cub there, please save it.
The leader of the Star Thieves seems to be mentally unstable. Please comfort him.
However, his efforts had little effect, as no one seemed to appreciate them very much, and it also made Shiyin and him lose their tempers, and even ran away from home in anger.
Elon burst into tears: My wife seems to want to divorce me, and I will never have a kitten to play with again.
He didn't want to offend Shi Yin, so he took a ticket for a long voyage and left his only home in this strange world.
Little did they know that after he left, all the major legions fought for him, and several nobles fought to the death. Even the Star Thieves who had always watched from the other side rushed in and killed him, and the entire Zerg race became one.
Shiyin, who has always been tough-talking, punched the council and kicked the star thief, broke out in the big Shura field, turned the entire Zerg race upside down, and finally came to him covered in blood, turning into a tearful cat head: "Don't you want me as a kitten?"
Elon:...?
What's going on? How did his wife become like this?
The Zerg who were knocked down shivered: Sir, hold on tight, the future of the Zerg depends on you.
He, 1v1, double clean, main attack, sweet article!
Eloun x Shion Haley
Redemption + Marriage first, love later + Attack the literature of a local dog who fakes his death and suffers from madness. Click to watch the scene where the arrogant female major general slaps him in the face.
Later, some Shura fields will appear, and the Zerg that have been attacked and rescued will fight for him, so this article is also called "All Zerg Fight for Me"
[A fictional background has nothing to do with reality, please do not substitute it into reality]
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"Bingshan Wife Is Like Fire"
Lu Heshan, an upstart in S City's business circle, was worth hundreds of millions at a young age. He should have had great success, but he was embarrassed by a rumor.
The rumors are conclusive, saying that he has never had a partner, all because of his private debauchery and twisted psychology. He has tortured countless men and women, and he loves to torture people to the point of mental collapse, and he is in the ICU.
There was an uproar in the city, public doubts, partners running away, and the company was about to close down.
Reporters and media were chasing after her, and Lu Heshan was pushed to the edge and began to speak indiscriminately: "That's nonsense. I obviously have a serious partner and my relationship is very good!"
He made nonsense to the camera, saying that his wife came from a top wealthy family, was stunningly beautiful, was a beauty to the outside world, was passionate at home, was a mess in love, was clingy to the point of being unbearable, and would scare you to death if he told her.
The reporters sneered and questioned: "Where did such a person come from?"
There is a ready-made flower of Gaoling in the circle of wealthy families, but Lu Heshan would not dare to provoke her.
He was so worried that he wanted to find an actor to get by, but at a top-notch cocktail party, he was directly knocked into the arms of the unattainable young master and came to have sex with him.
"Mr. Lu, since you are looking for a partner to play the flower of the high mountain..." The other party buried his head on his shoulder, breathing warmly, but with a hint of grievance in his low voice, "Then why don't you find me?"
——Zhu Yiqing, a young master from a well-established wealthy family, is noble and cool, and treats all suitors without pretense. She once poured wine on the head of a crazy bee and butterfly in front of her. She is a famous iceberg beauty in the wealthy circle, and is known to everyone as the true flower of the high mountains.
Lu Heshan looked at the person pressing into his arms:...?
The wine glass in his hand trembled slightly.
Lu Heshan's pupil earthquake.
No, this noble Master Zhu, how can I be so virtuous and capable?
In the last life, I wish the Qing family to be in trouble.
The innocence of the past attracted tigers and wolves, and everyone wanted to take the opportunity to break off this high-altitude flower and grind him into dust.
When he was desperate, a notorious man put on his coat and held his cold hand.
"Master Zhu, you are like this anyway." The man pulled him up from the mud and smiled, "Why don't you come with me?"
Zhu Yiqing left with him in confusion, but never thought that from now on, he would be firmly protected under his wings and would never be exposed to the slightest bit of wind and frost.
However, that man's life ended abruptly at the age of 30.
Zhu Yiqing went to visit his grave every year and walked alone in the wind and rain for many spring and autumn years.
When he opened his eyes again, he was surrounded by cheers.
Zhu Yiqing saw Lu Heshan's young and lively appearance through the bright lights and knew that this was the person he would miss for the rest of his life.
"Hello, sir." He walked up to Lu Heshan.
"I want to fall in love with you."
[Cynical on the surface but innocent in reality x Elementary school chicken attack on the surface x Flower of the high mountain on the surface but clingy and clingy in reality]
Just love cookies.
Intention: Everyone is for me, I am for everyone
