"Please collect it!!"
Binding the irony system required collecting malicious points, so Li Yanqiu decisively sent a message to his long-lost rival.
With an unknown attitude, I sent a hazy "leg photo" disguised as milk tea, and the next second my phone was buzzing with calls.
The cold voice in my memory was low at the moment, and the man seemed to be suppressing some emotion and asked: "Me?"
Taking a sip of the "protagonist" in the photo just now, Li Yanqiu chewed the pearls, pretended to be calm and narrowed his eyes and smiled: "It's not me."
The person on the other end hung up the phone without saying a word.
The system's announcement sounded in my mind: Your enemy's maliciousness toward you has increased.
Haha, his mortal enemy really hates him.
However, the enemy was completely different from before, and he actually started to share his life and ask for help. When he looked up, he saw that the maliciousness value had increased.
Li Yanqiu: Oh, loading.
Ridiculed and signed up for a love talk class.
His mortal enemy gave him a clever little gift during the holidays, and when he looked up, the malicious value kept rising.
Li Yanqiu: Oh, Gou Jian.
He sneered and returned the cookies he baked himself, and sent little photos from time to time to look at.
When his mortal enemy confessed to him, Li Yanqiu knew that his maliciousness level was full without even looking at it.
Brother, you are also playing tricks with me, right?
Backhand, he played an innocent love game with his mortal enemy.
The friend said to him sincerely: My mortal enemy must like you.
Li Yanqiu looked at the values on the system panel and was confident: They are all fake, but it's a pity that this little trick can't fool me.
However, Li Yanqiu thought that his enemy hated him, but he never thought that it was pure hatred.
It was obvious that the maliciousness on the top of her head was beyond the limit, but she still insisted on kissing his lips, while her restless hands were tugging at his pants.
Li Yanqiu (pupil earthquake): Isn't this right?
Brother, you actually hate me so much that you want to use this method to humiliate me?
He shouted something like "I don't want to be Han Xin" and ran away.
When I broke up with my rival, it had been a long time since I had seen him so cool and self-possessed, and it was like going back to that rainy day many years ago.
When he was tightly held in his arms, Li Yanqiu heard his rival softly say: "Can you... Not leave?"
At the same time, the system task completion prompt sounds.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and collecting 100% love value."
Li Yanqiu:?
The irony system turns out to be not me saying irony to collect values, but you?
Haha, interesting.
1. Cute love cookies
2. There is a bit of misunderstanding, it will be solved
3. It's actually a two-way secret love ()
Modified on 2025.4.18
Intention: Eat something sweet