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Le Changxia is a dog-licking supporting character in a campus novel. She pursues the protagonist through thick and thin for a whole year, and is regarded as the most useful tool.
Once he woke up and found out that he failed the college entrance examination and his whole family was in debt, he immediately gave up his career!
But the system told him that only by completing the dog-licking plot can the ending be changed...
The protagonist in the book, Shen Qi, comes from a wealthy family, has outstanding looks, and is a top figure in the school. However, she is rebellious, has a bad temper, and is aloof, which scares away many suitors.
And the only one who persists in the front line is Le Changxia——
Licking Dog No. 1 Who has become accustomed to Shen Qi's cold and violent attitude.
Looking at the dog-licking task released by the system, Le Changxia nodded and said it was extremely simple. She picked up the character and started to follow the plot perfunctorily.
As long as he completes 1. Licking dogs and chasing people in the early stage
2. In the mid-term, the licking dog takes the lead
3. Later, I was dumped for licking the dog.
His mission is over and he can get his own happy ending!
Le Changxia was perfunctory with the plot while imagining a bright future.
So here is Shen Qi: The love letter she received contained ancient poetry and prose, the bouquet she held was discounted and defective flowers, and even her homework was returned with excuses? ? ?
Shen Qi's anger was burning.
But... Then again, only one of the love letters Le Changxia sent was an ancient poem, and the broken bouquet was one she still protected when being bullied...
I'm afraid he'll get wet when it rains, and I'm afraid he'll get hurt in a fight.
When he saw Le Changxia's pitiful expression, his heart softened and he forgot about it.
Since you like him so much, let's try it together.
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Le Changxia reached the end of the plot and couldn't wait for Shen Qi to mention the breakup. She was eager to complete the task and did it on her own.
In the broadcast room, Master Shen was dumped by a licking dog in public, and the school wall exploded.
When everyone is eating melon and enjoying themselves, can Chang Xia save her life?
Shen Qi was already standing at the door of his house in the rain, holding a bunch of love letters in her arms, her eyes and body were wet, and asked him: "What about these, don't they count?"
Before Le Changxia started thinking, she had a dog-licking reflex and rushed forward to protect him from the rain...
! To the north...
Shen Qi's expression softened, her lips curved slightly, and she looked at him like a tamed, proud dog.
Le Changxia: ... It's over, it's a big collapse. System save me!
System shock: offline, please do not q
Small theater-
System layout tasks:
[Touch Shen Qi too much will make him hate you.
Le Changxia is confident: I understand.
In the luxury car on the trip, Shen Qi was parking. Without any warning, he put his hand under Shen Qi's shirt and stuck it to his lean waist.
System: Yes, good.
Shen Qi's movements were stuck, and she turned her head with a sullen face. She saw the tips of Le Changxia's red ears pretending to appreciate the scenery, her lips moved, she gritted her teeth, but said nothing.
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He just felt that this puppy suddenly became bold one day, and his eyes were shining with a light that had never been seen before.
He seemed to like it a little bit.
Ps. Later, Tiantian pulls more everyday (*^3^), thank you for reading~
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"How come my online dating wife is a man!"
1.
Xu Xiheng, a recognized student in the Biology Department of University A, suddenly fell in love with a girlfriend from the same school online during the summer vacation, and the relationship progressed rapidly.
A friend kindly advised him that online dating is risky.
Xu Xiheng: I can't help it, my soul mates are so in tune.
Although his girlfriend temporarily lives in a village and cannot make video calls or voice calls, he believes that they will hit it off and start a sweet love journey!
2.
On the day she arrived at school, Xu Xiheng didn't see anyone for a long time, so she took out her cell phone and typed a question: Baby, what color are you wearing?
As soon as he clicked send, a tall and handsome guy with long legs, ten meters away from him on the street, walked straight towards him.
Xu Xiheng:?
Asking for directions?
The handsome boy Pu Yu lowered his head to read the message and smiled at him: "Baby?"
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Xu Xiheng was brutally attacked.
3.
Xu Xiheng collapsed and confirmed that this was a big misunderstanding.
He always thought the person opposite him was a girl, but the person opposite him was a gay man.
Silence.
Then Pu Yu asked him a soul question:
"I'm sorry, but what does the symbol '0️⃣' on your homepage mean?"
Xu Xiheng's eyes widened:? ? !
4.
The confident online dating experience collapsed tragically, and Xu Xiheng was afraid that she had hurt people's hearts too much.
A friend said: It is a taboo for straight men to be soft-hearted.
But Xu Xiheng believes that no one said that we can't be brothers after breaking up in online dating?
So he turned around and put his arm on Pu Yu's shoulder: Brother.
Pu Yu:......
Brother, you can, but Xu Xiheng, a straight man, doesn't attack lightly or harshly——
When the club is short of people, they ask for Pu Yu. When they play games, they ask for Pu Yu. When they occupy a seat in class in the same building, they think of Pu Yu. When they have something to say, they call out in a way that seems to be teasing, but not teasing.
As soon as Pu Yu received the news from Xu Xiheng, he had a headache.
5.
Who would have thought that later, on a big bed in Pu Yu's house, someone would be forced to express his position again...
"Say it again, brother or husband?"
Xu Xiheng suppressed her shame and shouted: "Old... Husband."
6.
What my friend didn't say was that there was another variation of that sentence circulating on the Internet.
Straight men are soft-hearted, which is a taboo.
Intention: Love should be wholeheartedly!
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