
Idiot Beauty Wins the Palace Fight by Lying Down
笨蛋美人宫斗后躺赢了
by Wei Lanyun (蔚揽云)
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- Completed
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- 521k Words
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- Baihe (GL)
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- 4mo ago
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- JJWXC
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[Main text. Ended. The text has been recycled. Extras are being updated. Minor revisions will be made from time to time~] Copywriting of this article: Before entering the palace, Xu Shuyi and her maid recorded their opponents on paper, hoping to defeat these women who seduced the emperor. Queen, how can a woman from a poor family compare with me? My dad is a great general! The imperial concubine is just a dancer from Jiaofangsi. She must have used opportunistic means to confuse the emperor. How can she compare with me? My aunt is the queen mother! Concubine Shu, my father's political enemy and the concubine of a military general's family, how can you compare with me? I am an only daughter! The numerous concubines, female officials and maids are all inferior to myself! Xu Shuyi was full of confidence and closed the small notebook with a snap. After entering the palace, I found that there was no fuel-efficient lamp in the emperor's harem! The empress was of ordinary origin, read poetry and books as well as the number one scholar, handled government affairs, and took care of the emperor's worries. A noble concubine from a humble background, she was excellent at dancing and painting. The concubine Shu, who was born as a concubine, has a heroic appearance and strong martial arts skills. She catches assassins and protects the palace. So she is the only little loser in the harem? Why should I fight with them? Xu Shuyi cried in her heart. Later, the Xu family was involved in a rebellion. The emperor ransacked her home, the Xu family collapsed, the Queen Mother was imprisoned, and her backers were all gone. Imprisoned in Changfang Palace, she finally felt the emperor's ruthlessness and swore that she would never like a man again! One day, Xu Shuyi heard a voice outside the palace wall. The maids and eunuchs said that the emperor had a new concubine named Concubine Yan, whom he loved very much. She was hidden in a golden house and her true face was difficult to see. Xu Shuyi was sitting on the wall of the palace when she saw a woman dressed in a fancy dress walking past her palace. She felt depressed in her chest. She had an idea and shook the branch, causing a tree of snow to fall down. Sheng Mianyan, who disguised himself as an emperor while a woman, hated Xu Shuyi, an unrelated cousin, calling her "cousin" the most in her life. Hearing that Xu Shuyi swore that she didn't like men anymore, she happily changed into a dress and dressed up, and went to Changfang Palace to give her a surprise, and then decide whether to let her out based on her performance. When she heard the sound coming from the wall, she was about to look up when a snow tree fell down on her head and face, knocking her jewelry off and ruining her makeup. Sheng Mianyan (messy makeup version) Black Face: If you want to come out, you have to wait another five hundred years, right? So she turned into a concubine and hooked up with that fool. Xu Shujing noticed that the emperor's concubine was obsessed with her charm, and tried his best to "confuse" Concubine Yan to persuade the emperor to let her out, but found that the harem had changed! The queen became an official of the former dynasty. Concubine Shu became a general. Even the most humble Zhenmei became an imperial businessman and the richest man in the world. She and "Concubine Yan" were the only two concubines left in the palace! Xu Shuyi, who was kept in the dark, finally realized something was wrong. She broke into the emperor's palace, dug out the clothes and jewelry of "Concubine Yan", and then threw herself on the emperor's bed and tore off the vest of "Concubine Yan". Then he was counterattacked. Xu Shuyi was sobbing on the dragon bed. Sheng Mianyan kissed away her tears, handed something to her, and said softly: "Don't you always want to be a queen? I'll give you the phoenix seal." The oppressed tears fell on the phoenix seal that Xu Shuyi held tightly. Xu Shuyi took office as a new official and said with a trembling voice: "Concubine Yan, be thrown into the cold palace..." 1V1 double clean The first three chapters have been greatly revised There is another hidden reason for ransacking the house. The emperor is not the Queen Mother's biological child, and the two protagonists have no blood relationship. The emperor and his concubine had no emotional or physical relationship. The emperor is a woman disguised as a man, but she will try her best to find opportunities for the emperor to wear women's clothes. In the later period, they will all dress in women's clothes. There are many bad women in this article. Bad, stupid, love-minded, beautiful feudal straight woman x emperor who is very enterprising, stingy, vindictive, and loves beauty Advance receipt The next book of "Being a lol girl binding customization system" will be written about this~ If you are interested, you can check it out. Luo Qiao is a craftswoman, and working on a sewing machine is her daily routine. She is either twisting bows or changing the length of her skirts, with lace by her side. At 8 o'clock in the evening, Luo Qiao was holding her mobile phone to grab a deposit for a cute lo-skirt that was on sale again. After hesitating about the size and skirt length, the construction period was directly postponed to 2030! The sky is falling for this infatuated Lo girl. She shouldn't be worrying about S or M. Who knows what size she will wear in a few years! When she was sighing with extreme regret, a cute system suddenly sounded. "Ding dong! Your customization system is online. You can change the material of the fabric at will, adjust the size and length at will, choose from countless colors, repair defects and damage... As long as the host designs a finished product, the system can copy it infinitely!" Luo Qiao suspected that he was insane and had outrageous fantasies: How could there be such a perfect system in the world? What kind of craftswoman do you think you are? She wants to open a lo store and make big sales! With exquisite embroidery, exquisite handle patterns, comfortable fabrics, never falling over, and perfect after-sales service, Luo Qiao's store has received rave reviews and has been a hit. The construction period of the carefully crafted new products has been directly scheduled to 2030 after they are put on the shelves. Luo Qiao, who was stepping on the sewing machine in the dark in order to ship goods on time, asked quietly: "System, why do my customers have to wait for the construction deadline?" The bow tie on the top of the system's head is cute: "It is true that it can be copied infinitely, but it didn't say it would be shipped in one second!" Emotional copywriting: As we all know, if a Lo store wants to produce popular styles, it must have a good-looking aesthetic. There is such a strategist beside Luo Qiao. She held two plates of lace and handed them to her roommate who was a painter: "Which one do you think looks better?" Shen Miao:? Did her roommate find out she was a lesbian? She pretended to be calm: "They are all very ordinary. Let me draw one for you." A few days later, Luo Qiao took the newly made underwear and gestured in front of Shen Miao: "Miaomiao, how about this Jixiu shirt?" Shen Miao: She has been hinting at me, how should I respond? A few months later, Luo Qiao took two dresses of the same style but different colors and once again wanted Shen Miao to give her some advice. Shen Miao was thinking a lot, and she blushed and stretched out her hand: "I will reluctantly wear couple clothes with you." Luo Qiao blinked: "Aren't we in Gemini?" Later, Luo Qiao took the super large luxurious skirt and stuffed Shen Miao into it: "We have a gorgeous new wedding product for the anniversary, Miaomiao will try it on first!" Shen Miao looked at the "wedding dress" on her body and fell into deep thought: One year has passed, why hasn't she confessed her love to me yet. The ingenious and lively handicraft girl Luo Qiao × the static electricity allergy and the naturally dull tongue painter Shen Miao Reading guide: 1v1 double clean Business line is the main focus. The lo skirt mentioned in the article may have a prototype. If you don't know lolita, it will not affect your reading. The author will provide simple science popularization in his words. Purpose: From struggle to unity







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