[Salted Fish Cultivation + System + No CP + Easy and Funny]
Changqing, a modern social animal who has "lie flat" engraved into his DNA, was bound to the "pretend to be dead and become stronger" system after traveling through time.
Since then, there has been a strange thing in the world of immortality:
Use the "suspended death spray" to deceive the thunder during the tribulation
Help Chiyanhu write the "Guide to Preventing Fake Death"
Use PPT to convince Qi Ling 007 that the working system is illegal
Immortal World Inspectorate: Why is this man pretending to be dead again?
Monster Guild: He's trying to get his hands on us!
System: Host, the KPI you pretended to be dead today has not been completed yet...
Changqing: Pretending to be dead is my practice, fishing is my destiny.
As for ascension? Sorry, Fairyland 996 is too loud, I'd better keep lying down.
Intention: Let go of involution