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Guanghang column keyboard online game cookie pre-collection "The whole server is knocking us CP [online game]", the copy is at the bottom!
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The venomous tongue-wearing "dog" training master is attacked by a guy who really pretends to be a deadbeat
Song Xi x Xie Junyi
One day, Xie Junyi received a debit voucher for a family card.
"Deduction voucher for relative card, deduction amount 1.4 Yuan, transaction user: Xixi baby, payment scenario: Green Group takeout, payment method: bank card."
Relative card? Green group takeout? The amount is 1.4 Yuan?
The most important thing is... The trading user is his only top friend.
His ex-boyfriend... Song Xi.
So that day, Xie Junyi asked all his friends what Green Tuan takeout items could sell for 1.4 Yuan.
Finally, I learned from my roommate that there is a function in Green Tuan Takeout called Pinhaofan. He also downloaded Green Tuan Takeout and found Pinhaofan. He found that there happened to be a takeaway near the school that sold shredded potatoes for 1.4 Yuan on Pinhaofan.
He carefully considered his words and sent a message to the one whose last message was pinned a year ago - "Xixi Baby".
Xie Junyi: How to order a good meal? It's not healthy to eat takeout after putting together a good meal. I'll give you three thousand and you can go eat something good.
The next second, he received an enthusiastic red exclamation mark and a prominent message.
"Baby Xixi has turned on friend verification, and you are not his (her) friend yet."
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As we all know, two people need to work together to successfully cook the rice that Green Tuan takes out.
Song Xi didn't expect to help his roommate put together all the meals. As a result, the balance of the green letter was insufficient, so it automatically jumped to the relative card payment. With a shake of his hand, the automatic payment was successful.
Looking at the meal that was already put together on his phone, he opened Baidu with slightly trembling fingers and typed out each word.
"What should I do if I mistakenly swipe my ex-boyfriend's family card and order a meal?"
Reading guide:
1.1V1, he, the main one accepts, neither dismantling nor rebelling.
2. There are many abstract ideas in the article, and the content is very high. It is light-hearted and is the work of the author's hot-headed work. Please do not take this article too seriously.
3. The inspiration came from one day when I was researching how to make good rice with my relatives and friends, and found that there was a potato shredded shop selling good rice for 1.4 Yuan, which is why I came up with this article.
4. If you don't usually read comments, you can scold me, but don't scold me. Comments will be deleted if you see them.
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The arrogant and poisonous-tongued PVE boss is second on the list x the scheming and mean-tongued PVP boss is on the top of the list
Jiang Qingyun x Shen Yan
The copy is as follows:
Players on the Xiaoxiang Yeyu server all know that List One Feng and Yan and List Two Qingfeng are somewhat incompatible.
Today, the second gang on the list grabs the wild map BOSS of the first gang. Tomorrow, the first gang grabs the dungeon record of the second gang. The day after tomorrow, the second gang will use the message to scold the first gang and then start a war in the wild map...
Xiaoxiang Yeyu players don't know whether the two gangs had a good fight with each other, but they did feel good at fighting each other.
After another gang on the second list, Yilou Guanxue, lost to the first gang, Tianxia, Qingfeng almost angrily sent a dozen messages worth 388r, cursing Feng Heyan for being a dog.
Qingfeng Qishu: Feng Heyan, you bastard, you are the bastard in the world!
After angrily cursing dozens of messages, Feng Heyan replied lightly.
Feng Heyan: Got it.
Breeze:...
Xiaoxiang Yeyu player: To be honest, I'm a little bit frustrated with you two.
After being crushed by the world in the fourth gang war, Jiang Qingyun finally couldn't stand it anymore.
Especially his mortal enemy sent him several provocative private messages after they lost to them while leaning on the building to watch the snow.
Feng Heyan: Oh, why did you lose again? Have you ever been so sad that you wanted to cry?
Feng Heyan: Just practice more.
Feng Heyan: Why don't you reply to the message? You're not really crying, are you?
When Jiang Qingyun saw the news from his rival, he sent a word coldly.
How much breeze: get out.
In order to steal the secrets of gangs all over the world, and also to teach that guy Feng Heyan a lesson.
Jiang Qingyun created a small account, mixed into the world, and successfully became Feng Heyan's apprentice and love interest.
After stealing the secrets of the world's gangs and deceiving Feng Heyan physically and mentally, he decisively logged out of his account and ran away.
As a result, when it went online the next day, Jiang Qingyun's main account received a message from his sworn enemy.
Feng Heyan: What are you doing by logging out of your account?
Feng Heyan: No more pretending?
Feng Heyan: Are you angry because I was in command of the gang that day and didn't accompany you?
Feng Heyan: Or are you unhappy because I didn't send you the full 99 messages when you were offline?
Feng Heyan: Could it be that you are sad because I and the others didn't take you with us?
Feng Heyan: Okay, I'm sorry, I won't do it again.
Feng Heyan sent a voice message.
"I have severed the romantic relationship and the master-disciple relationship with your trumpet. Now, it's time for you to have a romantic relationship with me using the larger one, right?"
Immediately afterwards, Feng Heyan sent a server-wide message worth 3888r, announcing to all server players.
[Voice Transmission] Feng Heyan: @Qingfengqishu, baby, I was wrong.
All players on the server were blown away.
All players on the server: I'm a little bit annoyed with you both.
Intention: to reunite after a broken mirror.