When the ancient chaos inscriptions became the main battlefield of the Three Realms Sand Sculpture Competition——
The Moon Shadow Secret Cult used hot pot base ingredients to seal energy, the Dark Oath Organization used instant noodle buckets to crack the code, and the LLL Consortium used Excel tables to calculate the countdown to destruction!
Moon Shadow Secret Cult:
The leader is Ruyue, a tenth-level scholar of Black Flame Hot Pot. He uses spicy meteorite formations to cover up the inscriptions every day, but his face is always covered with spicy oil.
Poison master Luo Xiyang specializes in catching fish while lying on tree branches, and part-time teaches Zhu Yi "how to use shark teeth to gnaw through the three realms."
She feared that his disciple Zhu Yi, a water superpower, would go on a rampage with water arrows when he was nervous, and his shark teeth had chewed through the inscriptions, the poison needle box, and even the leader's robe.
The doorman Yin Wuxi is a space trap artist who specializes in teleporting intruders to the women's toilet and hot pot soup base.
Dark Oath Organization:
The chief warlock, Liang Ruoyu, is the tyrant of ancient grammar spells. He can use the Ming curse to split a black hole, but he is defeated by K's instant noodles-flavored sonic attack.
K, a technology geek, has a nuclear bomb hidden in an instant noodle bucket, and his WiFi password is "Sauerkraut rules the universe."
Lin, a thug in a suit, uses economic formulas to curse people, and financial statements are more deadly than curses.
LLL Consortium:
Risk control officer Lin Danfeng, a data storm hit workers, and AI Arrow complained that "working overtime is worse than cooking hot pot."
In the previous life, Lin Luoyin was a programmer who destroyed the inscription, and his remaining soul left a message: "Don't believe in capital, believe in duck necks!"
Core conflict:
When a barrage of instant noodles erupts from the cracks in the inscription, shark teeth grow, and interdimensional candy explodes from the hot pot array——
The three parties were forced to sign the "Chaos Pact":
"Whoever dares to monopolize the inscription will perform a toilet dance on Yin Wuxi's live broadcast room!"
Reading tips:
Please do not read while eating instant noodles. We are not responsible for spicy oily noodles.
The inscription barrage is updated in real time, welcome to the code: "I choose spicy!"
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Style: Nonsensical and funny × passionate group portraits, suitable for unscrupulous readers who love "Vicious Master × Social Terrorist Apprentice" and "Suit Economics × Instant Noodles and Nuclear Weapons"!
Intention: I will finally write a novel for OCs (laughs)