[Love drama + two straight men making love to each other + fancy Shura scene, you can fatten up!
Top all-round artist Qiao Yiran x elite bodyguard Lu Jin, two straight men with short hair penetrated into a pornographic love story, and became the control group despised by the entire Internet——
The original owner, Qiao Yiran, was criticized for being a pretentious green tea lover, and secretly attacked the protagonist's abdominal muscles.
The original owner, Lu Jin, was greasy and daddy, and he seduced the protagonist and was ridiculed by the entire network.
The two brothers looked at each other for three seconds, then both lay down in the tent: "Everyone is destined to die, but if you can die later, die later."
Two desperate straight men bent on survival led to a sudden change in the style of romance-
When the protagonist fainted in the heavy rain, Qiao Yiran was singing on the street to make money.
When Si Gong was jealous of the protagonist Zheng Feng, Lu Jin carried back the whole wild boar for a meal.
The industrial saccharin attacked by the protagonist next door:
"Brother Tie Tie~" "Baby is so sweet~"
Their hardcore sex:
Qiao Yiran stuffed the hard-earned bread into Lu Jin's mouth: "Test the poison."
Lu Jin picked up Qiao Yiran with one hand to hide from the crocodile: "It's impossible to run with such short legs."
The barrage flooded the screen: [Thank you for the invitation, I am enjoying a very new nuclear bomb-level romance]
The protagonist Gong Shou looked at the plummeting popularity and collapsed: "What happened to the audience this time?!"
The new national CPs looked at each other in despair: "No, buddy, you are really straight, aren't you?!"
——You can also read the serial↓——
"Playing mindless games in the live broadcast room"
Copywriting
[Big guys from all over the world share the decompression pinch, online at 9 o'clock every night]
"The plane live broadcast platform politely asks all the beautiful and powerful people, do you have the problem of excessive stress?"
"Ding, the beauty decompression anchor recommended for you has started broadcasting!"
After the stressed bosses from all planes came online, the host Shenyan said nothing and just asked them to click on the lower left corner.
That was a brainless decompression (krypton gold) game he had just made.
The Demon King who has been suffering from insomnia for three days: Well, no matter what, I will spend 500 gold coins to buy a screen-clearing artifact. It will be cool!
Immortal Lord troubled by inner demons: Interesting, does it turn out that you need to release the pressure to ascend?
The interstellar commander who is on the verge of collapse before the enemy: I kill, kill, kill, I fight! Good! Fighting is nothing, can the little commander of the enemy army fight to the 99th floor? !
The anchor Shenyan breathed a sigh of relief when he looked at the money that had arrived.
When the proceeds from "Straight Man Xiaoxiaole" and "Come and Attack Me If You Are a Brother" arrive, and then finish "Collecting Soap and Beating Zombies", the proceeds should be enough... To escape from here, right?
...
Yunji, the director of Shenyan Game, woke up and traveled to a lone star.
There is nothing here except monsters who want to eat him clean at any time. If he wants to survive, he can only rely on the reward income from the "plane live broadcast room".
But other anchors are too cool. Yunji can't sing and dance, so he calls his brother to play PK. He can only play games and trim cow hooves (bushi).
Moreover, he is very good at both.
The new live broadcast brother of Wanjie Live Broadcasting Platform was born.
After Yunji achieved the top task of the live broadcast platform, it unlocked the internal beta function.
The bosses can actually come to Lone Star from the original world and come and go as they please.
Big bosses immediately gathered on Lone Star, all wanting to take Yunji away.
N eyes met each other, each lost in thought.
Yunji: I'm a little stressed now, brother.
Big guys: Well, I do know a good way to decompress [with bad intentions. JPG]
*This article is also known as "I play a small game of trimming cow hooves to relieve the stress of the big guys", "Big guys from all over the world share the stress relief" (bushi
Intention: Serious and progressive, live a positive life