Welcome to collect the final article of the column "Salted Fish Guide, Inspiring Billions of Seconds" ~
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"Someone stole our sun."
This was the first sentence Xino heard.
"My mission."
"Come back to Earth and take back our sun."
——
The sky was full of wind and sand, and Xino squinted his eyes, barely able to identify the source of the gray light.
This is... The sun?
It doesn't look like much, Nozomi thought, who would have the brains to steal it.
"Hey, are you alone? We are destined to meet each other. How about making friends?"
Blocking the road = hindering the task
The arm is fully charged, aiming——
Okay, the mission continues.
"If you don't agree, you'll take action. You've violated the rules, buddy! Give me some energy stones and we'll keep this matter private."
Xiang Sheng touched the big hole in his chest with his finger, and there was no more blood there.
But that didn't stop him from cheating.
After all, good-looking people are soft-hearted.
After judging, he doesn't have anyone of his kind who can speak so eloquently.
Xino drew the sword without hesitation, and a strange red light flashed on the blade.
The whole process only took a blink of an eye, but the thing was already five meters away.
"Okay, okay, don't come again. I'll be sad if you poke a hole again..."
His skills are okay, but it would be a pity to kill him.
Xino flashed over and grabbed his collar.
The thing suddenly screamed like a boiling kettle.
"I temporarily allow you to join my team."
"Huh?"
Buzz——
The red blade was unsheathed again.
"Okay, okay, okay!!"
Xiang Sheng fluttered on his hands and knees, "From today on, my life is yours!"
——
After Xino took Xiangsheng out of Yiniao's mouth for the eighteenth time, he turned around and left without any nostalgia.
"Hey - wait for me!"
If I had known that this man was such a weakling, I would never have even looked at him. It would have been a waste of energy to kick him.
There was a series of barrages in my mind, and finally it was condensed into one word——
"Get lost."
He doesn't roll towards life, with his curly hair dangling on his head.
"Hee."
——
A long, long time passed, and it was so long that Nozomi was too lazy to chase people away.
That's how it was.
"Don't you understand I tell you to get out! I can just create another one after I die, but you..."
Xino was stunned, is this what I said?
The oncoming light made him unable to open his eyes. He bared his teeth at Xiangsheng and remained motionless.
"Hehe."
Brainy but unhappy, you me him her its boiling life (not
Serious Face: The story of a group of desperadoes who take back the sun.
(Actually, it's a story about love and not love)
The copy is not the final version and will be changed.
There are so many inner dramas that he doesn't look like an experimental subject. He can't be beaten to death, and he can't beat Pippi Xia Gong.
Highlight:
The right to interpret all settings belongs to the author and cannot withstand scientific research.
The protagonist's emotional progress cannot skyrocket. There is no perfect character, everyone will grow.
There are many supporting characters in the group portrait novel. If the protagonist is digging for mushrooms in the background throughout the chapter, it will be marked in advance.
There is a secondary CP, but not too much in the main text.
In the apocalyptic setting, injuries and bleeding are very common, so it is not suitable for people with excessive control.
Thanks for reading, thanks for accompanying me~~
The copy was screenshotted on March 9, 2026
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