Faced with the high-profile confession of the beautiful celebrity omega on StarNet, Jun Feng declined: I don't like weak omegas.
After hearing about this, Alpha, the chief general of the empire, came to propose marriage in person: If it were you, I would be willing to accept homosexual love.
Jun Feng: Sorry, I am actually sapiosexual.
Prime Minister Beta, who was both civil and military, tried his best tactfully, Jun Feng: Sorry, I already have a wife.
Everyone: No! I'm lovelorn.
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"Master, you know, I can't take the initiative to hug you. So - can you please sit on my operating rod yourself?"
Ah, this damn, frigid mechanical sound.
Jun Feng moved on his own with a cold face.
A story about a story where the XP behind an alpha that everyone thought was a grand attack was actually hacked by a mecha.
Mission: Technology changes life.