Shen Chixing met a blind date who was aloof, handsome, and capable. Unfortunately, he was a bit indifferent, like a roommate she shared a room with, who was cold and withdrawn.
Shen Chixing was very satisfied with him. He studied hard and pretended to be a lady every time he chatted, leaving a good impression on the other party.
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Wen Xueshi accidentally discovered that his blind date was his roommate, but she always had two faces.
For example, she posted in the shared apartment group: Is it difficult to move two boxes of apples?
But she sent to herself: Woo woo woo, I can't move heavy things, I can't even move a box, woo woo woo...
For another example, she said to her friend who lived in the same house in the living room: My blind date looks pretty good, and he can be seen through it.
But she sent this message to herself: You can actually rely on your face to make a living, you don't have to rely on your talent, the handsome guy posts!
For another example, she said to herself: I don't have many emoticons, I only have some cute emoticons, and I don't like chatting with people.
Turning around, Wen Xueshi found that she was competing with others in the shared apartment group, throwing out dozens of greasy panda heads.
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Wen Xueshi was confused. When the two were about to meet, he asked the other person: "If your blind date is your roommate——"
Shen Chixing interrupted: "It's impossible. If this is really the case, don't tell me. It would be so embarrassing if things don't work out."
So Wen Xueshi didn't tell her.
Funny girl x cool guy, HE, this is probably a funny article.
Intention: Every day is a good day.
