Sand sculpture female protagonist × sultry male protagonist
Fu Songqing penetrated into an ancient forbidden text.
System: "Your task is to modify this SSS-level restricted text into Qingshui text."
Fu Songqing: "..." After just one glance, he felt like he was going blind.
[Ye Tingxiao roughly pulled Su Aoxue over and stuffed his big mouth into the heroine's mouth without any explanation.
Fu Songqing had an idea.
[Ye Tingxiao roughly pulled Su Aoxue over and stuffed his big chicken leg into the heroine's mouth without any explanation.
Just change one word, she is really a genius.
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A year later, Fu Songqing looked at the male and female protagonists who were admitted to master's degrees in prestigious universities and nodded with satisfaction.
Join me in shouting our slogan: A wise man will not fall in love, but a widowed king will gain a lot of Ph. D.!
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Yan Qizhen is a passerby in a novel about the Eighteen Forbidden Periods. Growing up, there were always people around him who were in heat anytime and anywhere like animals.
It made him unbearable and disgusted, until one day——
A boy from the next class aggressively dragged a girl into the stairwell, said obscene words, and pushed the girl into the corner with his legs crossed.
The girl half pushed and half untied the boy's belt.
Yan Qizhen was so used to it, he raised his feet and prepared to leave.
Suddenly, the boy took out a big chicken leg from nowhere and stuffed it into the girl's mouth.
Boy:? ? ?
Hostess:? ? ?
Yan Qizhen: Huh? Interesting.
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Later,
Fu Songqing opened the door and saw the naked man on the bed, and was shocked: "Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
The man smiled seductively: "It's too hot in your room."
Fu Songqing patted the snowflakes on his shoulders and glanced at the ice on the floor.
Smiling is her last courtesy.
The man didn't feel guilty at all. He got up from the bed and approached her step by step. His voice was hoarse: "I seem to be in estrus too..."
Fu Songqing turned around and ran away.
Unfortunately, as soon as she took a step away, the man grabbed her waist and snatched her back, and even the last sound was not lost in his lips and teeth.
"Hmm..."
PS: Protagonist 1v1, dual places, he, let yourself go and make jokes~
Purpose: A wise man will never fall in love, but a humble king will gain a lot of Ph. D.