Not an Investigator, but Full of Charm

Oded Douglas, an outstanding graduate of the Department of Political Science at the University of Michigan. Due to some *unspeakable* reasons, he unfortunately missed the government job interview and became... A secret agent investigator. For the same unspeakable reason, Oude, who was still holding his waist, said: "... With all due respect. My employment expectation is civil service." "If you have read my resume, you should know how bad my sports performance is." "I want to be an agent?... Does this job include sending me to the cemetery?" The director who hired Oude under special circumstances was holding a cigar in his mouth: "Why do you think you were stopped by the inspector? Because you have long legs?" "You have a charm value that exceeds the upper limit. When facing those monsters, you don't need to do any physical work at all. You can fully use your professional expertise - deception, concealment, persuasion, and bewitchment." Ode: ... These are not the specialty of the Department of Politics. ……Perhaps. Oded, who had just completed a marriage fraud and escaped with no rebuttal, touched his pocket without a penny, so he had to wear a holster and start his deception... Ah, no, a political lobbying trip. Then. In unknown waters. Odd was naked from the waist up, with the crown of thorns that Cthulhu personally crowned him on his head, holding the rudder tightly with both hands, and slammed the tip of the giant ship engraved with inscriptions into the Lord of R'lyeh rising from the sea! #Lucky ex-husband+1# Sinking into the pyramid of the Black Pharaoh, stained with blood and quicksand. Wearing only a white gauze, Oude stood behind the altar with a smile as he greeted the gorgeous and arrogant incarnation of the God of Joy approaching, and then tore up the deed on the altar! #Lucky ex-husband+2# In a Broadway theater trapped in a gap in time and space. Oude held the golden cup in his mouth and fed the wine mixed with [Brew of Order] into the mouths of the stunned believers. The moment the King of Yellow Robes descended on the container, Oude immediately caught a glance from the incarnation of the Supreme God of Chaos! #Lucky ex-husband+3# Although work is always on the line between life and death, Oude gradually becomes more comfortable and even enjoys it. Until one day, the door of his stronghold was knocked open by someone (?). ——Good news! Dead/trapped ex-husband shows up! Even better news: There's more than one ex-husband coming. Oude: "…………" So the question is: how to kill... Cough. The evil god who sent these guys away to settle scores? Urgent! ###Pre-read warning### 1. The protagonist is from the political department + an agent, and the buffs are all filled up, so he has the attributes of a gentle animal, and he can play more freely during the mission and understand everything. But the purpose of playing is to complete the task, so in the end they will kill the husband without mercy. Therefore, this article is also called #Widow Simulator# (bushi 2. The same characters have different settings in the works of different writers, such as Chambers, Luo Lao, Derleth, Lin Carter and other classic versions. Therefore, there is no need to understand it in advance before reading. It is better to say that you should not frame this article based on the settings of the predecessors, so as not to lose the pleasure of reading~ This article also has private settings, and only one of the most basic settings cannot be violated: [Restraint existences can only be sealed or killed by existences of the same or higher level]. 3. The final CP is Yog-Sothoth, the ruler of time and space and the unifier of all things, the unlucky ex-husband before Ke Zong. Intention: There will eventually be a cause worth practicing with one's life. The greatest glory in the world belongs to human beings who persevere.