The Monsters Were All Trained Like Puppies by Me

Episode Ⅰ Campus Urban Legend *Sober, self-loving beautiful girl x The jealous man Tomie Lin Xiyao fell in love at first sight with the new transfer student Jiang Yu. But a few days later, she accidentally discovered that Jiang Yu, who looked like a super handsome boy on the surface, was actually a monster that could split into pieces...? The talking meats clamored to say "I like her", and Jiang Yu himself seemed to be suffering from skin hunger and wanted to be close to her all the time. Even the tears she left behind, he would stretch out his cold tongue and lick them away, and then complain, "It's so bitter." Lin Xiyao: Is this right? - For the resurrected "Jiang Yu", it just inexplicably fell in love with the smell of the girl in front of him. It should follow its inner thoughts and get close to her. This way you can catch her scent. If it could get closer, it could taste her sweet saliva. When it finally got close to Lin Xiyao as it wished, through her clear pupils, the monster discovered angrily: Why does it behave so much like a puppy begging for favors from its owner? No face at all! Face, face, face... Jiang Yu repeatedly chewed the words he learned from humans. What is face? He doesn't know. The owner's face can be used for licking. This is the only thing he knows. Episode Ⅱ Weird daily life * The Chosen Materialism Entrepreneurship Holy Body x The Feudal Millennium Damp Male Ghost In a car accident, Liang Xiyuan traveled into a parallel world full of monsters. When she was eating, the food in her bowl suddenly turned into a few eyeballs that were still dripping blood; when she was taking a bath, red fishy water flowed out of the faucet; Even when she fell asleep, there were all kinds of weird things clamoring to marry her in her dreams. In order to survive, Liang Xiyuan had to work 20 hours a day just to buy a piece of evil-proofing paper that was valid for three days. Afraid of sudden death while working, she gritted her teeth and chose a ghost that at least had human form to get married to. Make a three-part agreement with it, give it a kiss, and exchange it for exorcism... As for going further, there will be an additional price. She always felt that it was a bit scary to say that the person she was getting married to was a male ghost, but who could resist a pitiful, dank puppy? Intention: Love yourself, love life.