I won't be admitted to V and will no longer apply for the list.
Baby girl's essay
Vixen vs big tail wolf
One is a fox pretending to be a tiger, the other is doting and conniving.
Two oral pleasure monsters
On the surface, the two people are full of positive energy, but in fact, their combined intentions are more than an ant nest thousands of miles away.
The main theme is a person who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger.
Sanji, the only daughter of King Mapa. At the age of ten, he could ride a horse, draw a bow, and cross the Yangtze River with a hundred steps; at the age of twelve, he broke through the siege on a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, and became the only pearl of Maba.
——The pearl that many men dream of.
Rumor has it: "He who wins the pearl wins the world." Since Sanchi's wedding year, there has been an endless stream of people proposing marriage, and all of them have been beaten to death and have to go back to work.
Everyone thinks that a person worthy of this pearl must be brave, good at fighting, tall and mighty, and be so majestic that he can lift mountains and tower over the world.
Seeing that Sanji was getting older, the grandmother became more and more anxious: "My pearl... If it doesn't work, you can bring me a beautiful girl back..."
After a trip to the capital, Mingzhu brought back her sweetheart.
"I heard that she is a woman with willow waist and thrush. She is so pitiful!"
Grandma was a little embarrassed. She thought for a long time and made up her mind: As long as she can spend the rest of her life with Mingzhu!
"No, no! Mingzhu brought back a man!"
Grandma cried with joy.
Let's see what kind of person with outstanding natural appearance can win the pearl!
Sorry, I am neither a brave man nor a graceful and graceful woman.
He is a pitiful man.
Everyone:...?
"Moura (grandmother)! I brought back the most beautiful flowers in the Central Plains!"
When facing the cross-examination of my grandmother,
"Since you are a man, you must be brave and good at fighting?"
Li Suiqing: "..."
Sorry, I can't ride a horse.
"Then you must be an unparalleled hero?"
Li Suiqing: "..." Sorry, I was just being chased.
When faced with danger,
Li Suiqing: "Honey, help me beat him!"
Concept: Water can carry a boat and also capsize it
