Don't Use the System to Deal with Bamboo Horses!

[Bamboo Horse Ascendance/System/Possessive Attack/The Other Is Greater than All/Brothers Become Husbands (?)] Copy of this article: screenshot archived on 2026.8.16 -Attack perspective- Song Chengjin unexpectedly got acquainted with a system that no one wants, because this system always does bad things with good intentions, and always ends up interfering with the protagonist's actions. Song Chengjin: Then why should I pick up trash? System: Please, can't you help me chase the person you like? Song Chengjin agreed without even thinking about it. Even the system did not expect that the client this time would be so easy to talk to. System os: It seems that the host's wish is very urgent~ System: Who do you like? I will definitely help you catch him! Song Chengjin raised his eyes and looked at Xu Yanche who was frantically refreshing himself on the phone screen. System: Damn it! ! ! Song Chengjin: Keep your mouth clean. System: Ber, you were born one day apart in the same year, same month, or even eight minutes apart! He has grown up together from a baby to this age, and yet you actually have an unreasonable desire for him! Song Chengjin: Give you another chance. The system immediately kneeled down: I was wrong, I was wrong, you two are a perfect match, no one can be a better match than you two! You guys have had the same relationship as brothers since you were little, isn't that just GU... (Being dragged away) Song Chengjin thought that he was about to usher in a happy life, but he didn't expect that this system was real! Completely! No! Ability! He never thought that a high-dimensional creature could be mentally retarded! Song Chengjin: How to unbind? System: (clasps hands) I will do a good job! Please, if I don't succeed this time I will be fired! It's terrible for us to be expelled. In the words of your earth, it means death! Song Chengjin: What does your death have to do with me? System: QAQ strategy target, please save me! ! ! -Subject to perspective- Xu Yanche found that he seemed to have encountered a ghost hitting a wall. Why does my straight boyfriend keep asking him if he likes his sweetheart's baby? ? And he has repeated "I don't like him" several times. Xu Yanche: Then it's okay if I like him! ……No? Dude? Is it really okay? ? ? ? Dark double standard possessiveness MAX attacks ——— Song Chengjin:... Is this your method? System: Your satisfaction is guaranteed~ (○v＜) "I want to be the only answer to your life." Purpose: Love does not need guidance