The cold and charming witch Nishang was raised by her senior sister Zhu Qian since she was a child, but she didn't know that there was a soul that had traveled through thousands of years hidden under her skin. When the marriage letter of the martial arts leader and the seal of the "Nine Netherworld Map" were broken at the same time, the tactical watch on Zhu Qian's wrist began to count down——
"Do you want me to remarry with a revolver, or die with antibiotics?"
The colorful sword pointed at the senior sister's heart, and the phoenix pattern at the end of her eye burned through the hikerchief. When the little wolf cub she raised by her own hands finally showed its fangs and poured the Nine Yin Mysterious Veins into her body, he dared to play the "Wedding March" at the marriage ceremony.
Later, there were rumors in the martial arts:
The pair of witch Taoists, one carved a phoenix crown with pear blossom needles from the rainstorm, and the other used a GPS compass to steal the emperor's tomb;
A man tore apart the seventy-two erotic postures of the Hehuan Sect, but turned around and translated the dual cultivation method into Morse code;
When the ancient secret realm swallowed up the stars and the moon, they engraved equations on the bronze tripod and exploded the dawn of a thousand years later.
# Heroine mutual fishing literature# #On how to cultivate both technology and metaphysics# #Senior sister's tactical belt is really not that useful#
Intention: Break through the shackles of time and space cycles, use gunpowder and moonlight to write love poems in the meridians, proving that love is the highest form of civilized algorithm