Live Confession Room, Eating Melons and Raising Pets

◇🥺The next book "After retirement, the live broadcast of eating melons and pet dreams became popular" [🎧The copy of this article, Saturday at 23:00⁺💿𓏸˒˒💎𓈒𓂂𓏸 ]⤾ On the eve of his debut, Yu Yin was hidden in the snow. With no reputation, no savings, and a small Internet cafe owner, Yu Yin looked really pitiful. With just one temptation, Yu Yin took back the great business he had just founded—— A marginal male anchor. So, the next day—— Netizens accidentally came across Yu Yin who was forced to take out the Nun COS and change the live broadcast room into a [Nun's Confession Room]. Netizens thought that when they opened Yu Yin's live broadcast room, it would be just a one-stop show of chatting and dancing. But they didn't expect that they would see it as soon as they opened the live broadcast room? "I regret that I recently bought a warehouse of canned food. It seems to have put too much pressure on the dog, and he has become depressed." "I confess, my dog is usually very active and very fond of gold, but after I customized a necklace for him, he refused to move. Is it because gold is overpowering him??" "I confess, my dog particularly likes to eat a snack brand. I don't trust others to make it, so I spent 700 million to buy that brand, but my dog doesn't seem to like it? Is the formula he gave me wrong?" Luxurious cars, mansions, top wealthy families, top celebrities, and rivals all showed their faces and landed in the live broadcast room... Faced with tricky questions, netizens joked - [It's really not a script this time. I'm pretty sure that these airborne people are all prominent figures in our city, especially my brother. My brother's dog problem has been going on for a long time and no one has solved it. Not this time. Will he ruin the anchor's reputation as soon as he plays? [Honey, let's just keep it quiet. We don't want to do this kind of work. Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up on these tricky people coming to his door. Unexpectedly, everyone just heard Yu Yin's cold reply—— "Don't feed canned herrings to dogs." "If you wear an eight kilogram gold necklace on your head, you will also be depressed." "Snacks cannot be used as meals. No matter how much you love to eat, you can't buy a factory and eat them every day..." Netizens thought that Yu Yin did not make it up deliberately. But unexpectedly, the camera turned in the next second, and more than one effect was achieved, making netizens drop their chopsticks in shock—— [No, how could someone really buy a warehouse of canned herrings to feed their dogs? [No, even an adult can't hold up this eight kilogram gold necklace, right? [Ah ah ah, who gives the dog snacks as its main meal every day? Everyone was still watching helplessly as the resentful pets, who had been half-dead in front of the screen just a moment ago, expressed their desire to cry at Yu Yin's misfortune and cuteness, and the grievances they suffered. There are even worse ones, knocking down his master, packing his luggage and running away from home to follow the anchor! Later, more pets wanted to follow Yu Yin, and more people watched Yu Yin's live broadcast room. Yu Yin became so popular that even the big guys and netizens from other circles came to the live broadcast room to consult and take notes and study. * And later. The stupid guy with the most money also got into a fight. Leziren Gonghuo asked Yu Yin who he liked more. Yu Yin replied calmly: First on the list. Everyone thought that Yu Yin's money-worshiping personality would make his elder brothers leave angrily. But I don't want to think about the next second—— The top guy on the list got into a fight at the carnival. Backstage. Got maxed out. * And later. Bang Yi took a photo of a red notebook. Over and over again, I put red marks on the evil-minded fishing kitten in my arms that didn't wake up and ran away after teasing me. The homepage showed off: 😎Sorry, it's me who's on top. Reading Guide ① Ai Cai Diao anchor was attacked by a CEO who was obsessed with becoming a leader. ②Sc, 1v1, most of the memes are original, and some may refer to online materials, slices, variety shows, books, etc. ③The * marks all come from Internet memes, events, or legal references. They all have sources or excerpts, and no secondary marking will be performed. ④*The adopted bug catching has been submerged. At present, all the text bug catching has been modified. Thanks to my wives~ ˖°𓇼 —————— ฅ՞••՞ฅ—————— Pre-collection: "After retirement, the live broadcast of eating melons and pet dreams became popular"ᜊ Copywriting: After Su Jiang retired to the underworld, he came back. After coming back, his world had not changed half as much. He is still the true young master in the original novel who was kicked out of his house and had to rely on live broadcasts to make a living. Su Jiang originally thought that he could just throw away his huge wealth from now on. Until—— Su Jiang looked at the balance of 0 yuan on his account. Only then did he realize that what he was wearing was not the time three years later when he became a rich man by making money on the sidelines as mentioned in the original book! But three years ago when no one cared about me and I was penniless! ! Su Jiang:! #￥@%……# * As we all know, Su Jiang is a sideline anchor. But when netizens came in to watch, they saw that Su Jiang had already changed the live broadcast room into a "Late Night Listening Room". Even in the live broadcast room, I saw people explaining their pain very seriously——? Lian Mairen A: "Anchor, I recently burned paper for my deceased dog, but I don't know why. Ever since I burned the paper, I always dreamed that it barked at me inexplicably. I also dreamed that it was always being chased by something dark..." Netizens: Are you doing something bad? Netizens responded with an attitude of trusting science. Su Jiang said, "Did you burn the paper three days ago?" Lian Mairen A was stunned. He didn't know why Su Jiang knew about this, so he could only nodded blankly. Everyone thought that Su Jiang had guessed it right by chance. Unexpectedly, Su Jiang said: "It said that the little man you burned that day had its legs broken by you, so now your dog not only has to work hard in the underworld for you two to earn a house, but also waits for the lame little man you burned. It said that its life is not as good as the pig lying next door every day, and it tells you not to do it a disservice." Netizens looked at the record of Lianmai people actually buying villains: Huh? * Lian Mairen B: "Anchor, why do I always dream about a little fox I don't know crying to me, and asking me to dig up its grave? But I don't know it at all. I only made a grave for my dog?" Netizens speculated: Are you under too much pressure recently? Unexpectedly, Su Jiang said, "You did bury a fox. The fox said you had bad eyesight and buried it as your dog. Now it is asking you if you can take it out of the cemetery. After all, it is a fox, not a dog. It really doesn't want to eat the bones you paid tribute to in front of the cemetery." Netizens watched the Lianmai people announce the good news after finding their dog, and when they changed the cemetery and discovered that they had indeed buried a fox, they all thought: Huh? How come this one happened to be correct! ! * And later. Lianmairen C: "Anchor, the little squirrel I had at home always told me in my dreams to go dig something on a mountain. If I didn't go, it would get anxious and keep nibbling at me. Is there something missing in my body that makes me dream like this..." … Lian Mairen C looked innocent. But what he didn't want to wait for was Su Jiang's expressionless face: "Your squirrel said that your ancestors buried gold in the mountains for you to dig out and use." Lianmai C: Impossible, my ancestors were poor for three generations? Lian Mairen C went up the mountain to dig for treasure with an expression of absolute impossibility. But don't want to—— Snap. Lian Mairen lifted the shovel. The blind man's gold instantly appeared in front of everyone. Everyone: WOC! ? Where can I go to ask my pet to give me such a treasure hunting dream? ? * Then, Su Jiang became popular, and Su Jiang's live broadcast room was packed with people. * Su Jiang was forced to take in a dog. The reason for keeping it is that it is too clingy and cannot be let go. Su Jiang didn't think much about it. Until Su Jiang suddenly discovered one day that this dog behaved very much like his mortal enemy. Later, late one night. Su Jiang suddenly found that his dog suddenly turned into a human, with a face exactly like his nemesis, pressing down on him. The next day, Su Jiang covered his waist: "...🌿" Reading Guide ① Cold-faced cuteness ▶❄️Ten volumes of the small volume column have been completed, come and play ı||ııı||ı|⤾ ───────────────── Intention: Life is not defined, what you want will eventually be achieved.