An alternative guide to cultivating immortality for a social animal girl: If you can't beat her, then broadcast live, if you can't roll, then masturbate!
Lin Xiaoman, a 996 designer who was driven crazy by Party A, accidentally put on the company's black-hearted VR equipment and entered the world of cultivation with a keyboard and a vegetative body × the vicious-tongued Diaoye system - Want to wake up? First, let's give the world of cultivation a shock!
When modern Buddhism meets traditional cultivation:
She uses PPT typesetting to fight with the elders of Sword Cultivation, broadcasts live broadcasts to explain the alchemy process, and collects rewards, and sells self-heating hot pot at a stall in a secret realm and is fined by heaven... Others rely on talent to cultivate immortality, but she relies on the "Encyclopedia of Fooling in the Workplace" to burn out the CPUs of major sects!
Regarding the fact that my electronic pet is a Zaun player:
The white-haired dumpling Diao Ye is a complaining AI created by the boss's code. His daily skills include but are not limited to: transforming into a pink rabbit after stealing elixirs, using barrage curses to help the heroine overcome the disaster, and turning ancient mythical beasts into emoticons... When it threatened to expose the heroine's dark history for the 108th time, Lin Xiaoman finally realized: What kind of system is this? It was clearly 007 sent by the boss!
The daily routine of the most popular manufacturing machine in the cultivation world:
#surprise! The Saint of Hehuan Sect steals nail art techniques#
#Explosion! Demon Lord retreated all night because he lost to Diao Ye in the live broadcast room reward list#
#hot! A certain swordsman was heartbroken after being complained about in a barrage that "swordsmanship is like a boss drawing cakes"#
Here, Yujian Fei needs to develop a tenth level of beauty, and breakthroughs rely on fans' calls. Even inner demons are the talisman of KPI transformation. When Lin Xiaoman put the banner of "rectifying the workplace" on the stage of the Immortal Alliance Conference, the Jiuxiao cultivation world finally recalled the fear of being dominated by social beasts...
Purpose: Use the wisdom of working people to deconstruct the hegemony of immortals and regain the power to define life through laughter.