God, Please Listen Carefully

There are three personalities living inside me. One is a college tyrant, a gentle and elegant young man. One is a murderer, a perverted and paranoid extreme lunatic. The other one is me, an ordinary lazy and fat nerd. The three of us have always lived in peace and harmony. Occasionally they use my body to do something extraordinary, and I don't care - as long as I don't eat peanuts, it doesn't matter. But later I discovered... These two personalities are simply working together to deceive me! ! ! They are two sides of the same coin! ! I am a drama queen, this is... No? Why did that guy show up again? ! Ahhhhhhh, mom, help! ! ! ! Oh no, I don't have a mother either. Small theater: 1. When Lin Yixiao entered this dungeon for the first time, it was frightening and he was walking on thin ice, and he had to fight with those two guys in a battle of wits and courage. But what does the old saying say? Once alive, twice familiar. This is how he behaves now. The first time it was too timid, the second time it was completely earth-shaking. As long as I am happy to create it, do you care? It's good if you can keep this copy. Oops! How dare this timid, fat, wicked, and short-sighted person teach me a lesson? ! ! It seems that I haven't suffered enough! Lao Qin! Come on! Bite him! Oh, I forgot, Lao Qin is a cat. That's okay! Raise it for a thousand days and use it for this moment! You can't just eat for free! 2. On a dark and windy night, Lao Qin... Taken human form. When the news reached Lin Yixiao's ears, it was a surprise, a surprise, and a hint of fear. Oh my god, it won't rebel, right? It's over, it's over… In the end, Lao Qin just shook his head lightly, looking nonchalant. ——I don't have high demands, just treat me as family. Or... It's fine as an object. Really, I'm not going to lie to you. 3. In Lin Yixiao's view, an accident merged the two personalities in his mind into one. In fact, it's not a big deal, at most there is an extra worker. But recently, he suddenly discovered that this guy was looking at him more and more wrong! Lin Yixiao's heart was pounding with fear, Lin Yixiao was uneasy, and Lin Yixiao felt that his heart was about to burst. Wan Duzi, things have happened one after another recently... So what, Lao Qin, who else? I just happen to be feeling panicked recently, how about... I go to other worlds to avoid the limelight? The guy also shook his head. ——It's a beautiful thought. I have been guarding you, this inexperienced one, for eight hundred years. How could I let you fly away from the meat that reaches your mouth? ——It means to swallow it in one gulp, eat it dry and wipe it clean, leaving no bones or residue. [Reading Instructions] (Related to your reading experience, please be sure to take a look): 1. About the plot: The protagonist will officially enter the world of rules and ghost stories in Chapter 6. Don't worry, let's talk about other things in the first five chapters. 2. About the dialog box: please pay attention to the difference! The dialogue box of [Gentle Scholar] looks like [], and the dialogue box of [Crazy Murderer] looks like (). Don't get confused in the early stage, otherwise you will easily get confused. 3. About CP: False Narcissus, two male protagonists, year-on-year attack, main and passive perspectives. Friends who have stepped on thunder, please take a detour and retreat—— 4. Regarding the writing style: The writing style is limited, please read with caution and thank you lightly. Motto: Don't just believe what you say, even if it's your own words