My Seatmate on the High-Speed Train Is My Crush!?

[The growth-type heroine hasn't completed her evolution in the first dozen chapters, so don't draw conclusions too early] Two-way secret love/Chicken and duck talk about being stupid in love He Yi fell into a deep sleep on the high-speed train on his way to the university to report. When he woke up and opened his eyes, he wished he could faint again. The first reason is that she leaned on the shoulder of the handsome guy sitting next to her for more than two hours and left some white saliva marks on his black clothes that I don't know if they can be washed away. The second reason is that the handsome guy was her crush in high school for more than a year and a half but she never had the courage to talk to him in person, let alone confess to him, so he returned late. The good sister on the other end of the phone was frantically urging her to seize the opportunity and hurry up, but she was stumbling nervously. Even when the other person asked her to add him on WeChat before leaving, she felt guilty that she had secretly added him before but never chatted with him, so she accidentally blurted out this. "I don't have WeChat." ? Later, when he confessed to his pursuer downstairs in the dormitory in public, He Yi coldly said that he already had someone he liked, and described his crush Chi Gui to the other person. "The kind of guy I like is the kind of guy who is gentle and considerate, low-key and humble, and also eager to help others..." Chi Gui, who was passing by by chance, heard about it and relayed the above tags to his friends, asking everyone to objectively evaluate the similarity with himself. Unfortunately, he got unanimous answers. "Like... A ghost!" He clenched his back molars with an expressionless face, determined to manage himself according to this image first, which would inevitably replace the bumbling pretty boy in He Yi's heart. - Until He Yi accidentally complained in front of him when he was drunk. "The person I like, he obviously likes other girls, but he is always so nice to me..." Chi Gui tried his best to restrain the thought of crushing that person to ashes, and coaxed patiently and gently. "This is all that scumbag's fault. Do you want to try it with someone else?" The drunkard He Yi shook his head firmly, "No, I only like to come home late." ? ? ? ! ! - "He is like a fire burning in my heart. It has been so intense that it is overwhelming, but no matter who passes by, they can only see a faint wisp of green smoke." - He Yi "I once arbitrarily believed that love was just the accumulation of invalid information in the prefrontal lobe of the brain. Later I discovered that it is the irreversible resonance of the curvature of space and time when it encounters a singularity. ①" - Chi Gui *The difference between the love between two humans and machines is that the male protagonist will actively pursue his wife *The fake flower of the high mountain heroine x the real genius ruthless silk hero *The one who falls in love last pursues his wife first *Everyone knows they are in love except them ①Meaning: In Einstein's general theory of relativity, massive celestial bodies distort space and time to form a gravitational field, which is analogous to the encounter between two people in love being like a singularity in space and time, completely changing the curvature of each other's life trajectories, and this change cannot be erased by any coordinate system transformation. That is, just like the earth is destined to revolve around the sun when it meets it, true love will entangle the fate of two people and make them unable to return to the original point. Ps: This sentence was not written by ds, kowtow! ! It's a metaphor that I specially made up by imitating the brain circuits of genius humans and machines. ——Advance copy of "Contract Husband After Amnesia"—— One year after contract marriage with Jiang Yi, Bai Yu is about to receive the huge amount of divorce compensation that he has longed for. The weather was unfavorable, and a heavy rain caused her contract husband and employer to get into a car accident. When she woke up, her memory was confused and her cognition was disordered. She thought they were a beautiful example of love and marriage across classes. The always calm and self-possessed boss was wrapped up into half a mummy, lying on the hospital bed and looking at Bai Yu with a trace of grievance in his eyes. "Honey, I feel like you don't care much about me..." Bai Yu tried to explain. Jiang Yi took out all their sweet chat records from a year ago to the present, date photos, proposal videos, his affectionate love diary, his mobile phone wallpaper and WeChat pins. "This is all evidence that we love each other." ——She was unable to refute the fact that the powerful man in charge of a wealthy family in Beijing had faked it to hide his father's top level. Bai Yu showed off the contract. Jiang Yi pointed out the loopholes, "This kind of marriage contract, which is obviously a money transaction, will most likely be denied by the court as 'violating public order and good customs'. Wife, who did you ask for the prop?" ? Is this the contract you intend to give me? * Jiang Yi originally thought that he just picked up a "stray cat" with messy hair in the heavy snow. It happened that he needed a wife in name who knew how to advance and retreat. It happened that he could take her in and provide her with a home. Everything was just the right fate. Only later did he realize that it was his instinctive calculation. A contract that I don't know whether it has the validity of a contract does not bind her, but binds myself. I will go against my instinct, my nature, share all the wealth and treasures I have with you, and love you forever. ① *The only love in my life is lying flat and spending money, the heroine has a very low sense of security x the invisible love brain CEO who happens to be very rich *Before I lost my memory, I was chasing my wife, and I am still chasing my wife after I lost my memory. *①From "The Selfish Gene", with modifications Copywritten on 2025.4.8 Mission: True love makes people grow