1.
As a pure white Napoleon cat, Chisu's daily life consists of eating, sleeping, eating, and being fed by students in the university.
And one day, the breeder he was most familiar with suddenly burst into tears during feeding and muttered: "Shang Zhixing, this scumbag..."
Chisu was shocked. Seeing the keeper crying out of breath, he decided to avenge her.
But a demon cannot hit people, and as a cat, it is even less possible for it to bully people. After racking his brains, Chi Su saw a boy in Jiuba who had been cheated in online dating getting drunk...
2.
Five days later, Chisu, who had exhausted his brain cells, put his phone on the sofa and pursed his lips in anger.
This businessman knew he was not good at business, so he blocked him!
Because he was too angry, Chisu changed his avatar to his own kitten paw in an attempt to calm down the anger.
A red dot suddenly popped up in the contact.
Shang Zhixing: Are you here? Look at the cat.
Chisu:?
You are a cat slave.
3.
Shang Zhixing has been unlucky recently. Not only has he been stalked by a girl with a weird face, but his favorite Napoleon pure white short-legged cat in school also ignores him.
I thought it was because the kitten had no relatives, but when I saw it turning around and opening its belly to others, Shang Zhixing was very satisfied.
By chance, he discovered that the girl with a weird avatar whom he had blocked had the paws of this arrogant kitten! So he humbly asked for advice, and the next day, he successfully touched the kitten.
But the premise is that you have to chat with the other party as a price——
4.
Chisu betrayed his appearance as a cat while chatting with Shang Zhixing, and finally reached the moment of online love! But unexpectedly, he learned the truth that Shang Zhixing was not a scumbag!
Chisu was shocked and knew that he had made a huge mistake. After thinking about it, I decided to apologize to the cat slave honestly and try to get forgiveness.
Shang Zhixing:? Fine.
Shang Zhixing: Let me bury it.
After a while, the fair-skinned boy was pressed in front of the floor-to-ceiling window. He was pushed until his cry broke, while his lower abdomen and head were breathing deeply.
"Ugh... Stop sucking..."
"Bury it for a while longer."
"Woo..."
[Idiot and easy-to-explode cat slave—seemingly inhumane but actually a cat slave attack]
Reading guide:
①Double purity, body and mind belong to each other. Gong has never been in love, nor has he cheated on anyone. It was all a misunderstanding.
②Shou is a stupid kitten of justice, I hope everyone will understand me more.
It's my blessing that you like it. If you don't like it, I will try my best to adjust it for a better presentation.
The first version of this article was published on March 12, 2025
Pre-receipt: "The Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Became an Old Enemy after Death"
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In the 300th year of Tianzhao, Shen Guanlian died as a martyr.
Fifteen years later, he was mysteriously resurrected and turned into a—
Fluffy, soft lop-eared rabbit.
Before he could figure out the situation, he was picked up and said to be dedicated to the leader of the Immortal Alliance.
Shen Guanlian: "... Chirp?" Who?
His mortal enemy, Pei Wuyi.
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Rumor has it that the cold-blooded Supreme Immortal Alliance once had a beloved Taoist companion.
After "she" died, Pei Wuyi was heartbroken and hung the portrait high on the top of the alliance leader's peak, facing it day by day, like a walking corpse.
As a sacrificial lop-eared rabbit, Shen Guanlian found out that what he said was true after living next to Pei Wuyi.
Pei Wuyi looked really sad.
He would leave the wound untreated and let the blood flow freely. He would stare blankly at the empty seat opposite him and smile in a daze.
Or on a rainy night, looking at the lonely night, silent for a long time, and finally said:
"... Really dead."
Lop-eared Rabbit: "Chirp."
It looks hopeless.
However, although Pei Wuyi was sad, he managed the affairs of the Immortal Alliance in a very orderly manner.
One day, a sect elder praised: "If the leader's wife has a spirit in heaven, she can leave with peace of mind when she sees you like this."
That day, Lop-eared Rabbit was sitting next to Pei Wuyi and saw him writing a sentence.
[The world, kill. ]
Finished, crazy!
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In order to keep the world safe, Shen Guanlian had to visit the "Madam of the Alliance Leader".
That night, he took advantage of Pei Wuyi's retreat and quietly sneaked into the secret pavilion.
The rumored portrait hung quietly, with its back to him.
Shen Guanlian held his breath and gently turned the scroll——
The figure in the painting is dressed in a snow-white Taoist robe, with black hair as black as ink, and cold and compassionate eyebrows. When he lowers his eyes, his long eyelashes are stained with snow, and he is unparalleled in elegance.
But the blood all over his body suddenly became cold.
That is obviously...
At the age of seventeen, he had not yet been martyred.
#The way to save the common people is actually yourself
#How is it different from martyrdom!
With a righteous heart (a little cute) + a slightly sick Yin-damp attack
Intention: When we meet, we will finally find light
