[Today's headlines in the e-sports circle]
#A certain team leader was stung into a sausage mouth during a live broadcast of beekeeping#
#Newcomer closes his eyes and snipers to put his opponent on the hot search#
#OnHow to Conquer the E-Sports Male God with Honey#
? Character critical attack:
Lu Chen, a famous humanoid weapon in the e-sports circle, is as precise as an AI in tactical command - if you ignore the reverse assist he must say before the game:
"This one will definitely lose" = our critical hit rate +200%
"Jiang Lincaiji" = the opponent's defense towers collectively shut down
"The base is about to be finished" = I received five boxes of bees by express delivery the next day
Jiang Lin, the annual wronged worker in the book world, is tasked with preventing the villain captain from committing suicide - if his assassination plan does not become:
"Poisoning Guide" → "Bee Postpartum Care Manual"
Sniper Rifle→Honey Jar Sprayer
Villain's blackening value → Daily love lunch +1
? Famous scene preview:
? When Lu Shen was forced to wear a bee costume to commentate on the game
Barrage: "awsl's poisonous tongue has turned into a sweetheart! Screenshots prove it, the sisters who lost the bet have sex quickly!"
? When Jiang Lin fainted in 3D and closed his eyes to kill five
Opponent: "Referee! He is cheating on metaphysics!"
Jiang Lin: "Is it possible... I just want to vomit (????ω????`)"
? System prompts:
? When poisonous milk skills collide with assassination missions
? When holographic e-sports mixes into the secrets of beekeeping?
? When rivals start to take off each other's waistcoats
Lu Chen: "If you smear honey on my keyboard again, I will stuff you into a beehive and use it as bait."
Jiang Lin: "Captain, has anyone ever said... That you look like an angry bear due to allergies? (??????)??"
#Say the cruelest words to raise the cutest bees#
#About the fact that my assassination targets are always trying to conquer themselves#
#On how reverse assistance can create the sweetest CP in the e-sports circle#
Intention: Born toward the sun
