Mr. Question and Miss Answer[highway]

Pre-receipt of cookies of the same type "What do puppies think about when they are in a daze [Highway]" A detached little fox x a clingy big dog Sunshine social animal x dark writer | daily life on the island During the typhoon day, flights were canceled and hotels were full. Han Shu dragged his suitcase angrily for two kilometers and finally found a B&B called Mr. Problem. She trembled and knocked on the door. The landlord was a gentle and handsome man. "Hello, staying at the hotel." The landlord knocked on the whiteboard next to the door with a cold and distant expression: "Do you meet the occupancy conditions?" There are two lines of large characters on the whiteboard—— [Check-in today: Over 25 years old, married with children, but the relationship between the couple is not compatible. ] Han Shu opened his apricot eyes blurred by the rain and gritted his teeth: "Satisfied!" Landlady: "Please answer the first question. With one bullet, would you choose to kill your cheating husband or his mistress?" Han Shu thought without hesitation: "Let them stand in a row, head to head, biu!" The man's pale eyebrows were widened, and his joyful smile could not conceal his excitement. "Welcome, Miss Answer." - An unemployed young woman checks into Mr. Problem's B&B. The reason is very simple. Answering the questions about Shenjin can be used to pay for the room. She is poor. Wen Zhiyu accepted Miss Answer's long-term lease. The reason is also very simple. Her thinking is very magical, which helps him write. The summer in Qiongdao is hot and long. Apart from lying on the beach to bask in the sun and surfing with handsome dark-skinned guys, her only task every day is to talk about things. "If a tree grew out of the bottom of your foot, would you chop it down or chop off your foot?" "If I don't chop them down, I'll plant them upside down and plant trees in the soil." "If one day you looked in the mirror and your head turned back and forth, would you turn your head or your body?" "I don't want to die, so I choose to turn the mirror." … It was another typhoon day, and Han Shu was sitting on the sofa reading Mr. Question's latest collection of dark short stories. Wen Zhiyu walked up to her and asked abruptly: "Do you have any plans to divorce?" Han Shu made a habit of making nonsense: "Then you have to blackmail five million first - what? Divorce? Me?" Wen Zhiyu's eyes dimmed with ink: "Divorce, follow me." Han Shu was stunned: "I——" Wen Zhiyu added seriously: "I will raise the child." Han Shu blinked and smiled brightly: "Okay!" - Wen Zhiyu was born as a wandering island, until a pearl fell into the palm of his hand, he was willing to put down roots and accompany her to welcome countless winters and summers. Han Shu was born as an ordinary person, and until a star lit up for her, she was willing to wander around and accompany him to welcome countless sunrises to the sea. *Copywriting screenshot archived on 2025.3.3 Food guide: 1.1V1, sc 2. Both male and female protagonists are cute 3. The place name is private, please do not delve into it. Wb@yanshiyu welcome Motto: There is always someone who understands your weirdness