"Fang Qiyu, I don't regret that you didn't show up until I was eight years old."
"Because it takes eight minutes and twenty seconds for sunlight to reach the earth. I don't know what the rules are when converting it."
"You arrive earlier than the sun, which means you are more important to me than the sun."
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"Qiyu~ Put learning first in everything, don't fall in love prematurely!"
"Don't worry, Mom~ I won't talk about my girlfriend."
"By the way, Mom, what would you do if I were gay? Like Song Luo?"
"You are still gay! Get out! What Song Luo! Song, you... Song Luo? Are you worthy of me? You are Song Luo! Treat them well! Don't make them angry~Don't let them run away~ Do you understand?"
"Haha, Mom, you are so duplicitous."
Song Luo (suffering) × Qin Yu (attacking)
Campus sweetheart, him without a father, happy him, partial mother, warm home
Resistance×Encouragement
The author is mentally ill, the plot is tacky and bloody, and the writing is not good.
Intention: Relax, relieve stress