Horror Beating Workers

--- **"I am a social animal in the cyber underworld"** **——Metaphysics is a non-chief's reverse cultivation of immortality, using the "Labor Law" to save 996 resentful spirits** --- ### **[Content Introduction]** Li Ruoyou, a once-in-a-century unlucky man from the Xuanmen family, grabbed Zhou Zhou's "Labor Arbitration Book" and told his fortune that he "died in the Fortune Bureau". The family used forbidden magic to seal her bad luck - from then on, her luck value returned to zero, but she survived serious injuries and became a walking humanoid auspicious person (whoever gets it is unlucky). I originally wanted to live out my life forever, but was chosen by the mastermind "Tianshu" to work voluntarily—— Assigned to the thriller and suspense department, daily routine includes: Give Sadako's dry well an Internet cable ("Dear, buy one and get three free on the curse video tape!"), Taught Kayako to use the Civil Code to fight against domestic violence (Takao Saeki's hatchet was confiscated), Worked as a room manager at the "The Shining" hotel (know about the blood spa package?). His immediate boss, Lu Zhaoming, has a cold face and a vicious tongue. He has cat hair hidden in his suit and leather shoes, and a mourning stick stuffed with a cat stick. He called her "trash" on the outside, but protected her from death behind her back. Catchphrase: "If you dare to die outside, I will turn you into a soul-calling flag and work overtime forever!" System No. 037 Is even more bizarre: The HR who brought his own BGM to the mourning hall forced her to sign the "Voluntary Sudden Death Consent Form". But secretly tampered with the terms—— "Breathing costs 10 yuan per minute" was followed by the sentence "You can use catnip to pay off your debt" with cat paw prints. When the mastermind launched the "human eradication plan", Li Ruoyou calculated the path of birth with a compass: Compile the "Rebirth Mantra" into a virus and let the resentful spirits go on strike collectively; Use tarot cards to bewitch the chairman and make him dream that he is hung up on a street lamp; Finally, I took out the ancestral magic weapon - the gold-gilded version of the "Labor Law". A soul critical attack on the mastermind: "According to Article 41, you are suspected of forced labor. Please come with me now!" --- ### **[Selling Points of this Book]** - Sadako sells goods live, Kayako establishes a trade union, and Jack the Ripper takes the manicurist certification exam - Use cinnabar to draw codes, fight AI with a mahogany sword, and play mukbang to exorcise ghosts in a haunted house - When the minister was caught petting a cat, he said harshly: "This is a new type of KPI assessment!" - The mastermind's confusing behavior: giving out "Ten urns that moved the company" to employees who died suddenly --- **Warm Tips**: Before reading, please prepare liver-protecting tablets, antihypertensive drugs, and "Criminal Law" classics that can block the boss's sight. After all, we workers rely on metaphysics to survive and fight cyber hell with cold jokes! --- (This book is also known as: "About me working as a social animal in a haunted house but turning into a happy comedian" "Please the system stop sending me sudden death coupons" "Minister, your cat is eating my life again!") Intention: Newbie, please give me a gentle thumbs up