Worker in Heaven

Qiao Yang was a staunch atheist, at least during his lifetime. But after he unfortunately died suddenly while staying up late to write his thesis, Qiao Yang was surprised to discover that the world after death really existed. Qiao Yang looked at the endless sea of clouds in front of him and the towering pillars made of gold and jade, and heard the voice of reshaping the worldview: "... So this is heaven?" The man in a suit sitting in the middle of the sea of clouds corrected him: "No, this is heaven." Pointing in one direction: "Look over there." Qiao Yang turned around and found a red paper cut with the word "" stuck on one of the pillars, floating gently in the sea of clouds. The man in a suit said: "It's the 21st century, and Heaven must also adapt to the times and bring forth the new." After that, he lowered his head and picked up Qiao Yang's resume: "Qiao Yang, 21 years old, skipped four grades in elementary school and junior high school, studied at Peking University for bachelor's and master's degrees, and got a doctorate. He died suddenly while preparing for his doctoral thesis." Qiao Yang: "... Actually, you don't need to tell me. My heart hurts a little." The man in the suit raised his eyes and said briefly: "My condolences." He had an expression on his face that was familiar to Qiao Yang - the lingering fatigue of a laborer and the faint air of death that he didn't want to say any more nonsense: "Then let me get straight to the point." The man in the suit said in a concise sentence: "Because you died unexpectedly before your life was over, and your merits and merits were high during your lifetime, this court is willing to offer you the position of heavenly clerk, with weekends off, food and accommodation included, double your merit points, and you will have the opportunity to become an immortal in five hundred years. Are you willing to accept it?" Qiao Yang:...... Oh my god, you want to be a cow or a horse after you die? ! ! Qiao Yang was furious and shouted: "I died suddenly and you still want to exploit me? Is there any royal law here? No! I firmly oppose this kind of workplace involution-" The man in the suit nodded and said: "Okay, if you don't accept the position in heaven, we will hand you over to the underworld in accordance with the law and prepare for reincarnation." He said, adjusting the rimless glasses on his face: "But I need to remind you that due to the declining birth rate in the world, the chance of you being reincarnated as a human in the next life is about 0.000009%." Qiao Yang:………… He slowly sat on the chair floating in the sea of clouds, clasping his hands with a flattering expression: "I'm sorry, does the offer you just gave me still count?" · On the seventh day after his sudden death, Qiaoyang successfully joined Tianting. After all, she was eating from the public family, and Qiao Yang was in a good mood. However, on the first day of work, his immediate boss Yuqing Daojun was very unhappy. Because his colleague, another clerk who joined today, did not report to Yuqing Palace. Qiaoyang was quietly shocked, wondering who could be so fierce and dare to fish on the first day of employment? Unexpectedly, two hours later, a handsome fairy man wearing a fairy robe, a jade crown on his head, and holding seven-color Buddhist beads floated over. He walked in front of Taoist Yuqing and gave him a merciless blow: "I'm sorry, uncle." The man said calmly, "I just came out of seclusion and I'm late." Daojun Yuqing was furious: "Are you in seclusion or sleeping, please tell me clearly!!" At the same time, Qiao Yang stared at the immortal face of the immortal man, and was so shocked that he almost vomited out the Bigu Pill he had just eaten in the morning. Isn't this the unlucky undergraduate student who came in late and left early every day when he was a teaching assistant, who talked up to professors and stepped on group members, who went to the Pacific Ocean instead of studying subjects, and attracted a group of schoolgirls to watch when he gave a presentation, arguing with him that Newtonian mechanics was fundamentally wrong? ? ? ? · After getting to know each other in heaven, Qiao Yang asked You Xi during a fishing trip: "So why do you want to come down to earth to study at Beijing University? Do you gods also need a diploma?" You Xi replied: "Yes, I still want to go to graduate school." Qiaoyang had a smile on her face, thinking in her mind that if your usual grades were good enough to pass the graduate school, I would lose. But since he's dead, he can't control it that much, so let this little brat take his immortal physics system to the postgraduate entrance examination! Unexpectedly, at this time, You Xi said: "But it's not just for academic qualifications." He turned his head and his eyes fell on Qiaoyang's face: "It's also to overcome the love crisis." ——————-Front row reminder———————— 1. Become a question writer in a small town with high IQ and strive to be the king of examination papers 2. Confront the road couple (but basically they are attacked by the opponent) 3. It looks like the year is going down, but it's actually going up. 4. Modern (?) Workplace comedy of migrant workers in heaven + modern (?) Cultivation of immortality Purpose: Working as a working man