I Identify Strong Horses by Their Brand

The article is unsaleable, please help the author [poor] In the 21st century, He Fang, a high-IQ college student in the new era, was "scammed" and willingly fell for it. The scam call recommended him a roommate. The original words were: "My friend Xu Xing is definitely a great roommate. He studies medicine, loves to study, has good grades, is kind and gentle, and also likes small animals. He has such a good temper that you can chat with him for an hour and it will be fine. He is so loyal that he would not hesitate to get a knife for you. And this person is always begging for your help..." This statement was so exaggerated that it successfully aroused He Fang's curiosity, so He Fang agreed. However, on the first day he entered his new home, he discovered that the description was inconsistent with the actual object. [Discrepancy 1] Regarding asking for help. He Fang: "I still have luggage downstairs, you need to help-" Xu Xing: "Then I won't disturb you. Goodbye." He Fang: "..." [Discrepancy 2] About grades and love to study. Program: "Anti-Involution Action in the 21st Century" Mr. He, the roommate of the person involved, said: I have never seen Xu Xing turn a page of a textbook in the apartment. He can never be a person who secretly studies involution. Frontline Academic Committee raised the microphone: Have you ever thought about his situation now - he still gets scholarships, big and small? Mr. He reflected on himself: This is not surprising to me. I also receive scholarships every year. I don't understand. Is this a strange thing? Academic Committee: ... Who asked you? [Discrepancy 3] About liking small animals. Meow~ When the little milk cat formed a circle around its legs, revealing its soft belly and stretching out its pink and flowering paw pads, He Fang's heart was so happy that it blossomed. And Xu Xing: "It's so dirty." [Discrepancy 4] Talk about loyalty when inserting a knife. Good student Xu Xing stood at the bar, his hands in his pockets, a rose-colored smile blooming in his eyes: "Do you know what I study? - Let's go, you'd better take the bottle." The good student's hand in his pocket moved slightly, and a little metallic reflection flashed between his knuckles. [Discrepancy 5] About chatting for an hour? "Do you eat watermelon?" "No, thank you." "Let's talk." "No, thank you." "Need help?" "No, thank you." "This is my mother." "No need - hello, aunt, I'm Xu Xing." He Fang showed the video to Xu Xing, and his roommate immediately dropped his cold disguise and smiled obediently at his old mother on the screen. Question: What do you do when you discover the soft heart of your roommate who looks cold on the outside? Answer: "Of course I love you very much. My roommate smiles at me every day, boils water for me to cook, shares bread with me, goes for walks with me, and listens to me very seriously... My roommate is the best in the world. Fortunately, I met him!" Floor 1: "... Excuse me - is the poster a dog?" Floor 2: "Isn't this what normal friends can do? The poster is too easily moved." Author: "You are the dog! This is a fairy product, you don't understand, but you are my roommate anyway!" 3Rd floor: "I can tell, this poster must be a love brain in life." … Xu Xing looked at He Fang who was typing furiously on his mobile phone. He finally began to feel that this roommate was strange - his roommate, who was originally a top-notch normal student who read books and took notes all day, started to giggle with his mobile phone from time to time, and even actively asked to play games with him, and even had physical contact with him from time to time... Xu Xing only thought it was the reason for the good relationship between the two, until one day, he saw He Fang squirming on the sofa with silkworm chrysalises. He looked behind him and saw the video title: [Ding Fengbo: He Fang *Xu Xing I can't even imagine how soft my treasure UP will be on his bed] Xu Xing:! ⊙▃⊙ The man in the chrysalis was still not satisfied and started the next video: [Ding Fengbo: He Fang* Xu Xing I The Correct Posture of Loving a Dog I Tutor Xu Xing: Do you really know how to raise a dog? "Cough cough cough!" Xu Xing choked suddenly. For a moment, He Fang seemed to be tightly wrapped in a cocoon, and his body was as stiff as being hanged. However, no matter how smart Fang is, his mind couldn't stop as the world exploded. The smart man immediately said: "I am studying the CP culture of contemporary female fans. Knocking on CP is a creative emotional experience - interesting~" After saying that, He Fang shook his head as if in admiration. On the side, Xu Xing gave a thumbs up without realizing it: "He deserves to be the first in his grade." Cold on the outside, soft on the inside, hard-working and fearful of social control (Xu Xing)* Dazzling, smart and narcissistic, innocent and scheming (He Fang) Intention: Life is not a game of chess, there is no wrong move, no right or wrong.