Pre-collection: "The End of the World: I won by lying down after picking up a vase", "Have you become a dog licker today", please collect them! ! ! Super Invincible needs to be collected by babies, thank you~
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Internet hot meme: # sow seeds in spring, harvest boyfriend in golden autumn#
Although I don't know whether it is true or not, the 996 single worker who almost died suddenly believed it.
Hand in your resignation letter, pack your luggage, and go back to your hometown to farm.
On his first day in the fields, he made a wish in front of the empty vegetable patch: "I want to be the most obedient and clinging kind."
Then,
Work at sunrise and rest at sunset.
Grow enlarged vegetables and raise pigs that can climb trees;
A bottle of sake and a few friends in your spare time.
Slowly, rare treasures from all over the world began to be placed on the carved stone table: the Ranyi fish carried by the turtle, the mandarin fruit carried by the green Luan, the Zhu Yucao given by Feofiao...
The days are both magical and peaceful.
Time passed by quietly, and the expected boyfriend was still nowhere to be seen. Li Su was first entangled by a group of strange people.
The little sunshine dog looked at him with wet eyes, its tail wagging into an afterimage: "Brother, you know... I left home since I was a child..."
The Golden Pheasant's head was raised proudly, and its feathers bloomed into a golden screen: "Humph, I reluctantly allow you to touch my tail feathers!"
The cold Zhuyeqing's body slowly wrapped around her ankles, and the snake letter brushed against her earlobe: "Take it as my collection... I will give you the best..."
Anyway, none of them are normal!
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Li Su collapsed: "This is completely different from what was promised!"
He turned around to escape, but ran into a hot embrace.
The visitor pushed him against the corner with a heavy look: "Susu, don't you like good people? Am I qualified for someone like me...?"
Li Su lowered his eyes slightly, raised his head to look at him, then quickly lowered his head and refused: "You are still too young... I can't..."
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Later.
His chin was held in front of the mirror, and his breathing on the back of his neck was hot and moist:
"What now, Susu?"
"Look at me, do you still think I'm small..."
"The End of the World: I won by lying down after picking up a vase" Copywriting:
Good news: Brushing level 100 dungeons alone late at night will give you the best props!
Bad news: Excessive excitement, cardiac arrest, people directly "cracking"...
Good news: time travel is reborn!
Bad news: Reborn into a post-apocalyptic survival copy...
Good news: Reborn with a game account!
Bad news: The account has been reset to zero, the max-level boss has returned to the novice village, and he can take a single break to heal his mind. He can't even kill a passing level 0 zombie dog...
Although he shouted every day, "Working is not as good as Zisha, the earth will explode tomorrow", but when he was about to die, Xie Xingyao said: I... I can still save him one more time!
At the end of the world, everyone is in danger, so therapists should be in high demand, right? How about finding a thick thigh to hug?
In this way, Xie Xingyao began his journey of "looking for legs";
Teammate No. 1 Has thick HP and high defense. He is a good T-material, but he always likes to show off his muscles in front of others;
Teammate No. 2, Whose output exploded and whose DPS ranked first, only looked at people with strange eyes and a bit of indescribable weirdness;
Teammate No. 3... Looks amazing! It's just too weak to resist the wind.
However, Yangou Xie Xingyao was shaken for a second: He was a bit weak, but he couldn't bear to look good on his face, Sihasha... Forget it, it doesn't matter if there are multiple paddlers in the team, just pick up a vase and put it on for your eyes!
Xie Xingyao always thought that what he picked up was a beautiful little waste that needed careful care.
Until one day, when the tide of corpses was overwhelming and everyone was in despair, the "vase" in his eyes slowly walked out of the sea of blood on the mountain of corpses, with violent energy surging all over his body, leaving no trace of armor behind wherever he passed.
Xie Xingyao:? ? ? Wait... Where's the sickly beauty we promised? !
Small Theater
Standing in front of the mountains of fruits and vegetables, Xie Xingyao put his hands on his hips and raised his chin slightly, like a peacock spreading its tail: "Look, I have built the country with my own hands! As long as you agree to be my wife, it will all belong to you from now on!"
The beauty smiled weakly: "Okay."
Xie Xingyao was contented for a moment when he got the beauty back in his arms as he wished.
Until night fell, he was pressed on the bed, struggling with tears in his eyes: "Wait... Is there something wrong...?"
"What's wrong?
The beauty caressed her slender waist and breathed softly into his ear:
Husband... Don't stop..."
Purpose: Always free
