The straight male socialite Ye Shuxiang passed through a Long Aotian cultivation novel that had been serialized for ten years and became an ancient unlucky villain with no name but a codename - Chunxiang.
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Ye Shuxiang held the sword against the fragile and tender neck of the heroine in the original book, trying his best to pretend to be ruthless and said: "Be honest! No one will come to save you even if you break your throat! You know! But I..."
As he spoke, Ye Shu's knuckles accidentally touched something.
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Wait a moment! ! ! Mistress, what the hell is that huge Adam's apple on your neck?
The beautiful and gentle heroine turned around and pressed him under her, holding his chin with a sinister smile and saying, "But what? Master, do you know there is a famous saying - villains die from talking too much?"
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"It's the eighty-first time, Chun Xiang, are you trying to attract my attention on purpose... I... I only like women... No!!! The first priority in my life will never be love!" Long Aotian's handsome eyebrows wrinkled.
In fact, it's just because there is a script for all of this! The main character of our ancient villains is to kill without resoluteness and leave excuses for doing things, even if they know they will never succeed! But he still worked conscientiously and left this sentence every time he was beaten to the point of panic every time he failed a mission:
I will definitely be back!
Ye Shuxiang waved his hands repeatedly, "Brother! This is indeed me... Uh... It's just really unlucky."
After a long time.
The male protagonist Long Aotian suddenly took his hand and kissed it gently: "Actually... Men are not incompetent."
"Are you willing to become a Taoist couple with me?"
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This time, a truly beautiful, powerful, and tragic villain appears. He has extraordinary abilities, is cold and powerful, and is decisive in killing. It is the most popular villain style nowadays.
Ye Shuxiang burst into tears - this ancient villain is finally going to retire.
This is how the ending comes when he is influenced by the words of the protagonist group, stops doing evil, gives up his cultivation, goes home to farm, and completes the ending. The beautiful and powerful little villain hugged his waist and actually shed tears: "From now on, I will protect you and don't leave."
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The noble and glamorous boss who always instructs Ye Shuxiang to do all kinds of unlucky things has three thousand male favorites and is good at flirting.
But later.
He blushed aggrievedly and carefully revealed to Ye Shuxiang that he was actually still in love with her for the first time:
"I used to say that you were too ugly to be my bed warmer. It was a lie, it was a lie, it was a lie! Ovo"
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