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Two straight men bend each other
Character
The inner drama is super rich, explosive and brain-drenching, arrogant and passive vs. Cold and venomous, and finally almost chased his wife and attacked her in the crematorium.
Attack: Oh
Shou: He likes me!
Copywriting
The person Xia Lin hates the most is Luo Xi.
But instead of staying away, Luo Xi ran to Xia Lin every day to brush his face, causing the cold face to lose control, and he never tired of it.
One day, he accidentally knocked Xia Lin unconscious and awakened the golden finger - he could hear Xia Lin's heartfelt voice.
He wanted to see what Xia Lin, who walked alone with a cold face every day, was thinking.
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Xia Lin's thoughts were all composed of ancient poems and words. The most extraordinary sentence turned out to be:
[The eggs in the supermarket are on sale today, go back and make tomato scrambled eggs]
Luo Xi: "It seems I have to take the initiative."
Luo Xi found an opportunity, pointed at herself and asked: "What do you think of me?"
Xia Lin: "It's very bad."
Very good
Luo Xi: "?"
Oh! I know, he is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. He pretends to hate me on the surface, but actually he wants to attract my attention and make friends with me!
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Xia Lin hesitated to speak, but Luo Xi took the initiative and said, "I can make friends with you."
Xia Lin: "?"
Xia Lin: "Who wants to be friends with you?"
Xia Lin: "I hate you very much."
I like you.
[I like the super invincible universe explosion!
Luo Xi: "!"
No wonder Xia Lin couldn't say it. It turned out that he had such dirty thoughts in his heart. He not only wanted to be his friend, but also wanted to be his boyfriend!
But he is a straight man, so straight that he is destined not to be with a boy.
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Later, Xia Lin was able to hear Luo Xi's voice.
Luo Xi had been clinging to him for some reason recently. Xia Lin took the trouble and told him directly: "Go and do your homework if you have nothing to do. Don't bother me. It's very annoying."
[Why is this guy so clingy? He says no, but in his heart he wants me to come closer. Should I come closer to reward him? Damn, is he too close? I don't like him at all. I just do this because he is my tutor. Yes, that's it. When will he confess his feelings...]
Xia Lin: "?"
What should I confess?
He squinted and saw Luo Xi's shoulders touching his, as well as the red earlobes that were almost bleeding.
The thoughts in my mind popped up one after another like a barrage.
He came to the conclusion:
1. Luo Xi can also hear his voice
2. What Luo Xi heard was irony
3. Luo Xi now mistakenly thinks that she likes him
How could he like this idiot?
Next to her, Luo Xi pursed her lips and lowered her head shyly.
Xia Lin: "..."
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Later, Xia Lin wanted to slap himself twenty times.
I must be really sick.
My wife is running away!
Food Guide
1. A real enemy, attacking the super invincible straight man
2. Do not abuse
3. Unlimited segment comments have been opened. I hope you will support me a lot. Support me a lot.
4. Suffering is not a licking of a dog. Attacking is too straightforward. Suffering has a character that cannot tolerate being wronged. People will scold you if you go too far. TT
[Voice Settings]
Good words will not be contradicted, bad words will become contradictory, and things that exist as objective facts will not be contradicted.
Recommended preview of "After Passing Through the Dandai Script"
Xu Mochuan completed the task of traveling through the book and went on vacation outside of the IF series, but was attacked by the Dangai drama system, erasing all memories and being sent to the beginning of the book again.
The script was drastically changed, the emotional line was eliminated, and female characters were added.
The system pua Xu Mochuan is an eighteenth-tier minor character. The system not only requires him to stay away from the male protagonist, but also has to find a female protagonist for the male protagonist to form a CP so that the script can successfully pass the review.
Xu Mochuan: "It's totally OK, let's have a golden finger."
System: [You are the golden finger]
Xu Mochuan worked conscientiously and frantically helped the male protagonist hold the red rope, just waiting for their relationship to work out and retire.
The result...
The second female sword slashed open the Heavenly Gate and flew away. Before leaving, she held Xu Mochuan's hand with tears of gratitude: "Thank you for making me realize so much!"
The third woman lost all her strength and means and knelt in front of Xu Mochuan, "I have realized that I will never enter the mortal world again in this life."
The fourth woman clasped her hands together and expressed her true feelings: "Master, I wish you and Xie Qiansui a happy marriage for a hundred years!"
Xu Mochuan inexplicably became the master of many people and the guide of countless female cultivators. He was so heartbroken that he could hardly breathe.
The emotional line, can you all walk the emotional line?
This road is blocked, so he can only work hard on the other side, crazily cultivating the male protagonist's love brain.
Xu Mochuan: "Do you like this?"
Xie Qiansui: "Love you."
Xu Mochuan: "?"
Xie Qiansui: "Next?"
Xie Qiansui: "Master, I only love you."
Xu Mochuan: "..."
Good news: the male protagonist is indeed a love brain.
Bad news: How did you fall in love with him? !
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The mission failed. Dangaiju System shook his head: "I still have to do it."
As a result, the plot progressed by leaps and bounds, forcing the two to separate.
Then... Xie Qiansui successfully turned black.
Xu Mochuan was kidnapped.
"Master, have you fallen in love with me today?"
"Just like me, okay."
Dark and twisted love brain green tea attack vs. Ignorance and naive career criticism
Intention: Keep the original intention
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