Self-Help Guide for Straight Men [Quick Wear]
直男自救指南[快穿]
by Tao Yao Bu Er (桃夭不贰)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 14k Words
- Chapters
- 4
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Shen Yisheng, a pediatrician in a tertiary hospital and an online game boss, was bound to the quick travel system after sacrificing his life to save others. The system promises that as long as you complete the romance script, you can revive and inherit a game account worth millions. However, whenever the plot is halfway through—— A top celebrity in the entertainment industry replaced red roses with white roses: "You said you like pure colors." The Demon Lord of the Cultivation Realm crushed his natal sword: "I would trade this world for you to look back at me." The nine-tailed demon emperor took off his fox fur: "Can I touch your talisman now?" The system looked at the collectively blackened male protagonists, and clasped its hands towards the collapsed host: [Congratulations on triggering the hidden beauty line, please use the straight man's thinking to defeat the perverted male protagonist] Later, the romance channel became the scene of Lujiang: The heroine gets drunk late at night: "The way they look at you is wrong!" The male protagonist's imprisonment declaration: "Your system said you want to capture me?" Shen Yisheng climbed out of the window overnight: "Goodbye in this gay world!" [World 1: Shura Field in the Entertainment Circle (Awakening of the Evil Male Supporter in the Stock Buying Article)] Original script: The male supporting actor in the control group who was blackmailed by the entire Internet Darkening script: When the cold fair-skinned beauty stepped on AJ and stepped into the practice room, three top instructors pressed the promotion light at the same time. During the stage accident, the actor blocked Wia for him, the singer rewrote the title song for him, and his lazy yawn could be heard in the background during the live broadcast of the e-sports idol. Later #Who is applying high light on Shen Yisheng's clavicle# became a trending search topic, and the system screamed: [Have you agreed to be a salted fish and win? ] [World 2: Long Aotian's Immortal Prisoner's Illustrated Book (Compulsory Love in the Cultivation World)] Original script: The dandy young master whose family was exterminated Blackened script: Shen Yisheng looked at Long Aotian, who was wrapped in chains in the cold pool, and kindly handed over his robe: "Brother, don't catch a cold." Three months later, the male protagonist who became the new Demon Lord trapped him on the cold jade couch and crushed the jade bracelet on his wrist with his fingertips: "When you handed over the clothes, the place danced very fast." The system looked at the mosaic on the screen: [Host, do you call this brotherhood? ] [World 3: Nine-tailed Fox Owner's Manual (Supernatural Sweet Pet)] Original script: The Heavenly Master who was strangled by the fox demon Darkening script: When Shen Yisheng put the charm on the root of the fox's tail for the 108th time, the Demon King finally couldn't bear it anymore and knocked him down. Under the moonlight, nine tails wrapped around his ankles: "This is how the contract of life and death must be concluded." Later, everyone in Xuanmen saw the God of Killing holding the crying little Heavenly Master with red eyes and coaxing him softly: "I'll give you the talisman if I rub my tail again." [World 4: How to Tame a Wolf in the 1970s (Dark Sweet Pet)] Original script: The stupid son of a landlord who was criticized Darkening script: Shen Yisheng stuffed a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake into a "frigid" educated youth and was detained in the granary that night. The man tore open his abstinent white shirt and left teeth marks behind his ears: "Do you know the consequences of feeding stray dogs?" [World 5: The fiancée of the infinite boss (high energy)] System: [Absolutely safe this time! Just play the NPC and let the player pass the level] Shen Yisheng looked at the dungeon master kneeling among the rose bushes, who was carving his spine into a wedding ring: "You have received bouquets 999 times, it's time to accept my ashes." The final report of the system: [The mission completion rate is 200%, but the male protagonist's breakup rate is 500%. It is recommended that the host is permanently bound to this world - wait a minute, host, what are you doing with the kitchen knife! ] Concept: True love has nothing to do with gender, soul compatibility is the destination