Tan Yang's Time Travel Diary belike:
Day1: I am a straight man.
Day30: The husband's wife's waist is so thin.
Day60: He called me husband! Wait, why am I laughing? !
Day100: Help, I seem to be bent...
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Shang Ran: "Straight man, right? Treat me as your younger brother, right?"
Tan Yang: "... Woof."
Disclaimer:
This article is purely fictitious, please do not imitate the behavior of fictional characters (please pay attention to food safety)
Purpose: Strive for small families