Cute and furry is actually...!
[This article is also known as: "My hands are slow and the fur is missing"]
Xu Sheng, a certain four-character game anchor, has been very distressed recently.
Ever since he kindly picked up a stray cat and came home, strange things have happened one after another - the clothes in the washing machine were automatically hung on the balcony, the room was cleaned spotlessly, and even the keyboard was carefully cleaned. I came home late at night from my part-time job, and there were steaming delicious dishes on the dining table.
Xu Sheng looked at the wet underwear and his face turned green and red. He knew how to wash this himself!
Friends joked: This is simply more snail girl than snail girl.
A snail girl is good, but she is not a girl. Looking at the alien monster in front of him who was often 1.8 Meters tall and occasionally 3.2 Meters tall wearing a lolita jk skirt and even bigger than him, Xu Sheng shouted in horror: Don't come over!
Later, he would say with red eyes: Hurry up.
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Small theater
The monster gurgled and bubbled black bubbles in the bathtub. After a while, he surfaced and asked with deep affection, "Can I be your wife?"
Xu Sheng bit the bullet and declined politely. While rubbing her hands, he said that he had someone he liked.
The monster smiled slightly: "It doesn't matter, as long as I am the most distinguished of your wives."
Xu Sheng:?
Like a ghost, he opened the drain and flushed the unknown creature away.
The next second, there was a rustling sound behind him. He turned his head and saw the man with tearful eyes holding his shoulders and sobbing softly. His long light blond hair was wet and clinging to his body. The water droplets were mixed with tears and dripped down like broken threads. It was so pitiful.
Xu Sheng sighed.
The monster put down his hand and asked, "Am I the most noble and your favorite?"
Xu Sheng: "... Get out."
The monster thought seriously: "It doesn't matter, the emperor doesn't like the queen either."
Xu Sheng: "Where did you see this mess?"
The monster pointed at the LCD screen in the living room.
Xu Sheng: "..."
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Affectionate and forbearing, external attacks × hot-mouthed and hard-boiled anchor Shou, monster attacks Xu Sheng Shou.
Purpose: Protecting the earth depends on everyone
