(Surface version)
Songguangshan annual bankruptcy warning! When the disciples of other sects were flying with swords, we were using abacus as darts; when the elders of other sects were practicing in seclusion, we were selling automatic hair-combing puppets at a stall to pay off our debts.
As the chief of the poorest sect in the world of cultivation (and also the finance/cook/shit shovel officer), Chen Shuangshuang thinks about it every day:
? How to use pickle jars to set up the Zhuxian Formation?
? How to make a 300-pound cat owner urinate less and damage two swords?
? Can you take the leader's mask to the black market in exchange for spiritual stones?
Until the night when the blood moon was shining in the sky, she was holding the Roujiamo escape guide in her left hand, and holding the inheritance of her junior sister who was crying tears of pearl milk tea in her right hand, she suddenly discovered——
The money manager who always called her a prodigal had a map of the enemy's treasury sewn into his pants;
The foodie sister who spends all her time in the kitchen, her blood can awaken the ancient Gu King;
Even the fat cat who always sleeps on top of the leader has a world-destroying formation hidden at the tip of his tail!
(Hidden blade version)
This is a revenge using sweet and sour fish as a weapon,
It's the redemption of crying villains with a fart futon,
It's even more of a poor version of the Avengers that smiles and exposes the world's lies——
When Xie Wuchen's sword started to play "The Great Compassion Mantra" automatically,
When Gongsun Yu's Gu insects danced in the square,
We finally understood the words behind Lu Mingyuan's mask:
"Smile and turn the truth into the most outrageous legend"
The idea: Use the aroma of sweet and sour fish to cover up the smell of blood, use the sound of an abacus to smash the conspirators' lies, and prove in the roar of the fart futon that the gentlest revenge is to turn the truth into a joke that the enemy cannot understand.