Once passing through Haitang City, the hand holding the cigarette in his mouth trembled slightly.
Don't panic, don't panic, he is just an ordinary person who has been ordinary for eighteen years, at best a passerby, and definitely not the protagonist of some strange novel!
The system pop-up window suddenly popped up: "The host's congenital aqueous urticaria has been detected, and Haitang's exclusive customs have been adapted for you - I wish you a happy life :)"
Normal:? ? ? This is a horror movie, right? ! !
The sun was blazing in the physical education class, and he tried to ignore the abnormal shaking of his classmates. He had just finished running three thousand meters... He grabbed the sleeve of the passing professor half-deadly, and said with anger: "Quickly... Send me to the infirmary... I have a sweat allergy..."
Professor Guan Qin loosened his tie and directly pressed him against the first aid box. His voice was low and hoarse with a smile: "Seduce the teacher with this new trick? You are quite good at it."
Ordinary people shake their hands and say, "You must be sick!" He is unclean, he is angry! Without saying a word, he loaded the file again and vomited all over the other person on the spot.
He wiped his mouth, feeling confident and refreshed: "Do you believe it now?"
The professor who was suffering from mysophobia looked at the mess all over his body, his whole body was trembling, and then he fainted gorgeously in the vomit...
Fang Fang pinched his nose and said, "Hey~~ Professor, you are not allowed to sleep here."
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Pingfan was forcibly dragged into the public bathroom by his tall roommate. In the mist, Pongpan gasped and shrank back: "Don't come over... I have water... Aqueous urticaria..."
The roommate stared at the lines exposed under his bath towel, his Adam's apple rolled hard, and his animalistic nature would explode in the next second.
Ordinary: The co-protagonist Shou can't find me as a cup!
Fang Fang held a small towel and was very angry: "Straight men's dignity cannot be insulted!"
He couldn't bear it anymore and read the file again. He picked up the mop stick in the corner with his backhand and spanked the person's butt: "I told you not to learn well! How dare you cover it!?"
Reverse the wrist and hit the front instead!
The tall roommate covered his front and screamed: "Dad! I called you dad. I was wrong and I never dare to do it again!"
Ordinary repairs in the sky and on the ground! He actually gradually became the tyrant of Haitang, but belatedly discovered that there was a follower behind him that he couldn't get rid of.
Why? Isn't this the protagonist Shou from Haitang City? !
He looked closer and suddenly discovered that the opponent's physique was incredible: a slight pinch would leave a red mark, but no matter how hard he tried, he would definitely be back to his original state the next day!
Ordinary eyes light up: I found a treasure!
Then a cute but super-beating guy appeared in Haitang City. He would beg for status behind his eldest brother every day...
Another perspective:
Haili is a good boy who excels in both fine arts and learning. He seems to be a genius when it comes to mechanical armor and daily life. However, the people around him teach him to be good and learn to be a delicate creature that can burp.
Haitang hated the cold, but... His body couldn't resist. He felt as if his soul was dead. Until the day he turned eighteen... He was blocked in the sports room by a group of people...
Then watch them jump in front of you, return to the starting point, jump in front of you, return to the starting point...
Haitang: "?"
Later in the bathroom, he saw the instigator,
After he finished "cleaning up", she said delicately: "Help me..."
Ordinary: "Male or female?"
Haitang: "..."
I burned the "Nai Burp Pi Bao Cultivation Manual" that day!
Intention: Born in the quagmire toward the sun